Jennifer Aniston Is Adopting!

Jennifer Aniston Is Adopting!

Jennifer Aniston is adopting a baby! Or so the actual headline would read if this news came from anywhere other than Star magazine. According to the publication, Jen has scurried off to Mexico to find a baby to bring home with her to Los Angeles.

What I don’t understand is why no one wants to believe that Jen is just fine and happy being single. She’s a strong woman and she doesn’t necessarily need a man to make her dreams come true. Nor does she need a baby just yet.

Of course, Star has been hopping on the “Jen is a needy woman in need of a man” train for so long that I fear people are going to start believing the B.S. When she’s ready for a baby, I’m sure she’ll be the first one to confirm the news.

Until then, can we just leave the blatant fiction to the National Enquirer? Thanks.

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