Avril Lavigne Wants To Be Royalty

Avril Lavigne Wants To Be Royalty

Avril Lavigne is not satisfied with being a mere rock star and wishes she could travel back in time to become a member of the English or French royal families. It seems she does not want to travel back in time and become a serf – funny about that. Interesting that she does not seem to have any qualms about the disgusting lack of rights that the common people had then – only thinking of herself as some sort of queen or princess. Guess we won’t be seeing Avril at any OWS protests.

Avril has been dating reality TV star Brody Jenner of the Kardashian/Jenner snob clan for almost two years – so I guess the famewhore family have worn off on her by now and she is a full blown elitist. Avril is keen to hop in a time machine and experience life as a wealthy European aristocrat.

She said:  “I wish I could travel back in time to somewhere in France or England, and I’d be royalty.”

Meanwhile, the 27-year-old singer is hoping to write her own book at some point in the future about her life experiences. I can’t wait. Meanwhile the genius confessed that she doesn’t have the attention span to read books written by other people.

Avril explained:  “I don’t like reading. I’m way too A.D.D (attention deficit disorder) for that. Maybe I’ll write my own book. I’d like to do that. I’ve been jotting things down along the way.”

Just what we need – a book written by someone without the patience to read one. I see London, I see France, I see Avril at a palace dance. Maybe Avril could go back in time and be Marie Antoinette for a while, just long enough… .

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