Now there are many crazy people in this world and we hardly ever get to find out who they are, but one man who claims to be Angelina Jolie’s cousin, Jonathan Jolie is one of those crazy people. Jonathan is attempting to obtain a restraining order against Brad Pitt, John Travolta and the Church of Scientology because he claims that these two actors beat him up after the Pope sent him to Florida to stop Brad from becoming a Scientologist.
According to our source, Federal documents were filed with the state, “Jonathan Jolie was at the Church of Scientology in Clearwater, Florida on 6/1/12 and was physically assaulted by Brad Pitt & John Travolta…I live in the Vatican City and was sent directly from Pope Benedict to spy and stop Brad Pitt from joining the Scientologists in Clearwater headed by John Travolta, and I take it personal because if Brad Pitt becomes a Scientologist, he will brainwash his Scientology beliefs on my cousin Angelina Jolie which means the Jolie seeds will be infected and our bloodline ruined as I am also albino by birth and marksman at night and Pope Benedict called me into his secret chamber and told me Brad Pitt must be stopped immediately.”
This story is extremely far-fetched and makes no sense whatsoever, Jonathan says that Both John and Brad “were holding hands and in disguise as the 80’s sitcom Perfect Strangers were…and I shouted out ‘halt…. you do not disobey Lord Pope Benedict’ and Brad begged me not to tell Angelina because this conversion she did not know, it was to be kept a hidden secret, and Angelina Jolie also was not aware of Brad Pitt and John Travolta’s affair with each other and I had a sword in my car, and body armor and put it on, and I told Brad Pitt I will fight to the death and you will not enter the Scientology building.”
The documents mention that Jonathan also claimed that Brad and John tied him up and threw him in the Gulf of Mexico and where he was attacked and bitten by fish. Honestly, how could Brad and John possibly do these things when they are so well known by the public? Now Jonathan is afraid that he’s not safe anymore and is hiding out at the Italian Embassy in New York City. Now, if he really was scared for his safety, wouldn’t Jonathan have never even mentioned where he’s currently hiding?
No surprise that the restraining order didn’t pass and the case was officially closed last week.
There seems to be more and more crazy people popping out of nowhere with very unrealistic claims, it makes me worry for those of us who have to be breathing the same oxygen as they are.
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