Justin Bieber’s Crotch Grabbed by Brunette – Selena Gomez Heartbroken?

Justin Bieber's Crotch Grabbed by Brunette - Selena Gomez Heartbroken?

We were so busy focusing all of our attention on the Kardashians, we didn’t even realize the Justin Bieber kid became all grown up. He is all sexual and OTT now, which is weird and it makes you feel like a serial killer when you look at him in “that way”. Bieber is infamous for always tweeting images with fans, but a recent image showed Biebs in quite a precarious position with two girls.

According to Hope Carson over at Celebs Gather, the two girls (one brunette and one blonde) struck a pose with the Bieby. The blonde smiled and looked directly at the camera, while the brunette stared intently at Biebs with her left hand over his crotch. Back up a sec, will you? She stared at him intently? Oopsy, is someone’s bunny going to be boiled soon? It didn’t seem to have bothered the Bieber that the brunette could have used a single Steven Seagal punch and all teenage girl life on earth would have ended…

Bieber captioned the image with, “1 of us were ready for the pic.[sic]”  He was clad in yellow pants, a white T-shirt and the infamous backwards baseball cap. His left hand rested on the brunette’s shoulder, while his index finger pointed to the camera, “Oh hai der! I can haz a sexy time picture.” The brunette’s hand, which was precariously close to her idol’s penis, sported a J.B. tattoo. Yes, ladies and gentleman, she actually tattooed Justin Bieber’s initials on her hand. How will she explain this to her grandchildren one day?

“Hey grandma, who is J.B.?”  “Oh Charlie, J.B. stands for Justin Bieber. He was a teen idol back in my day.” “Wasn’t he the lipstick le-“  “No! Those rumours were disproven when he left this planet with Tom Cruise!”

Selena Gomez must have had the cry of the century when she saw the image on Twitter. How would you feel if you’re dating the most recognizable face on the planet and you pop on Twitter with your one-finger typing skills, getting it on like Obama, when you scroll down and see your boyfriend’s crotch being covered by a tattooed fan? It would be akin to dating Ronald McDonald and seeing kids stealing toys from his cardboard crotch.

Perhaps the Biebs should take a look at Prince Harry? It might teach him those ever important do-not moments when you’re more famous than Princess Diana and Pippa’s bum.

Check out the photos of Singer and actress Selena Gomez (5) who was spotted filming scenes for her movie “While I’m Dead.. Feed the Dog” in Monrovia, California on August 28th, 2012 looking not too pleased!

Image credit: Justin Bieber Twitter and Vasquez/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES

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