Kim Kardashian‘s ex Kris Humphries has a new girlfriend, and she’s fat! Well, not physically. But her extremely unfortunate name is Fatmire Sinanaj.
The infamous Kardashian ex was spotted suntanning with a girl in Miami over the weekend and we are now able to reveal that her name is Fatmire Sinaja and yes, she is real and no, she is not a character from South Park or The Simpsons. She calls herself Myla . . . and we would, too, if we had that name.
According to Humphries, who eerily resembles a stupid Taylor Lautner, she was just a random neighbour, randomly ending up on a Miami beach, randomly ending up next to him in the sun. We know better, Humphries. We know you might be able to hide your severely low tolerance for intelligence, but we also know your penchant for quickie marriages. He allegedly flew Fatmire (Will I ever be able to say her name without bursting into hysterics?) from New York to Miami, to spend the weekend with him. They have also been seeing one another since mid-January! So much for neighbourly love, hey Humphries?
Fatmire (There’s the name again!) works at a prominent 5 star hotel (we’re guessing Weight Name Watchers?) and supposedly always assisted Humphries with his requests. Humphries has been telling everyone that he is “devastated” by the ending of him and Kim’s “marriage” and supposedly found solace in the funnily named woman. He even booked her family some seats at various basketball games.
TMZ tried to reach Fatmire (just stop with the name already!), but there was no response. Humphries also didn’t respond, because he was too busy picking out celebrity names for them, which might include “Fatphries.”
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