Nicki Minaj Still Traumatized By Madonna’s Kiss

Nicki Minaj Still Traumatized By Madonna’s Kiss

Nicki Minaj was kissed by Madonna last February during the aging pop star’s half time show at the Super Bowl and she did not appreciate it one bit.

On The Graham Norton Show, Nicki recently stated, “She kissed me but I didn’t kiss her. I wasn’t expecting it and I was shocked. I was shaking, thinking, ‘is this really happening, why is she doing this?’”

Nicki’s reaction isn’t surprising whatsoever to me, in all honesty I don’t think anybody would want to kiss Madonna. I can’t see any aspect of her that would make her remotely attractive; in general she looks like something you wouldn’t find on earth.

I think that along with Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber, Madonna would make a perfect alien in the new film, Men In Black 3, and she wouldn’t need much makeup for this one!

Poor Nicki Minaj, nobody in this world wants to be kissed by some alien life form, except for incredibly sexy aliens, like those inhabiting the planet Erotica 9.

Since Nicki didn’t know she was going to be kissed, I bet it felt like it was more of an attack from a face hugger from the ‘Alien’ franchise, they just latch onto your face when you least expect it.

In the end Madonna just has to realize she isn’t young like she used to be, she has to grow up and know what to do and not to do to other people. Basically, kissing other girls on TV when they don’t want it or didn’t ask for it, is a big NO NO. Seriously Madonna, just retire already!

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