Octomom Is A Sad Success At Self-Pleasure Porn (Video)

Octomom Is A Sad Success At Self-Pleasure Porn (Video)

Octomom, Nadya Suleman, showed up at her first day of work as a porn star and pictures were revealed detailing the desperate moneymaking venture. In a ‘behind the scenes’ spoof, TMZ reports the financially troubled mother of 14 turned up at a San Fernando Valley mansion to start taping her ‘self pleasure’ video. Once complete, viewers will be able to see Suleman performing sordid, masturbating scenes.

Octomom was apparently nervous when she clocked in but soon relaxed after talking with some other porn stars on the set. Also, the crew explained what they wanted out of the newbie and even showed her some porn movies on a big screen television to get her inspired.

And, apparently, she wasn’t half bad. “Let me tell you something,” a source told TMZ. “She is going to shock America in this video…apparently she was awesome.”

I’m not sure how much more America can be shocked by Suleman.

After breaking onto the scene by intentionally getting pregnant with octuplets, Suleman has made bad decision after bad decision in an effort to stay in America’s consciousness and keep money in the bank. But nothing’s proved fruitful. She managed to make $10,000 for posing nude in Closer magazine but that hasn’t stopped the recent allegations of child neglect and unsanitary living conditions or filing for bankruptcy.

There’s no word on how much Suleman is making for her “pleasure video” although sources do say it’s more than the $10,000 Closer paid her.

Sadly I think the video is going to be a hit. For some reason, this pathetic woman keeps capturing our attention. But it’s more than that. Porn aficionados should rest assured. People on the shoot had very comforting words for the video’s quality. One source said the set was “very well lit”. Leaving another man to assuage our fears with, “The Key to porn is lighting.”

Well, thanks to lighting and a healthy dose of stupidity, it appears Suleman is halfway to becoming the star she always wanted to be.

 

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