Steven Tyler Looking Like An Abused Sponge (Photos)

Steven Tyler Looking Like An Abused Sponge (Photos)

Steven Tyler may be many things but one of them is NOT nice looking. Check out the pics of Steven on the beach in Hawaii and then realize that what we see on American Idol bears no resemblance to the real man – an aged ex-junkie with way too much plastic surgery.

When I saw the pics of Steven looking kind of angry at being discovered without all his usual makeup and specially fitted clothing, I saw a man who is presenting a false image to his audience. Nobody who sees these pics can ever look at Steven Tyler the same way again. Steven can propose to all of the young women he likes, but he is old and he looks it.

According to TMZ Steven and his fiance, Erin Brady, were busy having their home they bought in Hawaii blessed by a local shaman, the Reverend Alalani Hill. Apart from magical conch shells and curative tea leaves there was an entire ceremony to assure that Steven and Erin live happily ever after.

According to Hill, Steven had to blow on a conch shell to call to the surrounding mountains, ocean, land, and heavens to protect him, his wife and their new home.  Alalani told TMZ: ‘many whales and turtles emerged from the oceans to bless Steven and Erin – this was a magical experience!’

And no doubt it was an expensive one as well… . Is it possible that the Reverend can do something to help Steven’s appearance?

You can read all of the details of Steven’s native blessing at TMZ.

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