Toddlers and Tiaras Sinks To New Low With Michael Jackson Impersonator

Toddlers and Tiaras Sinks To New Low With Michael Jackson Impersonator

Michael Jackson has returned as a Toddler with a Tiara.  Toddlers and Tiaras has a “Thriller” on its hands with new moon walking sensation, Damitri’ana. Radar Online posted a new clip released by the controversial show of its upcoming episode featuring the pint-sized ‘Jammin’ entertainer jamon-ing and neck popping her way through her ‘Michael Jackson‘ routine. Take a quick sigh of relief. Mother Quiana left out the uber-iconic crotch grabbing from the dance number.

Toddlers and Tiaras has featured little cherubs dressed up as movie star hookers with hearts of gold and slutty cowgirls, so why not a drug addicted deceased pop star with rumored pedophilia proclivities? Why take his suggestive lyrics away from these little pageant girls who have big smiles and big dreams and just want to “Heal the World?”

Naturally, Damitri’ana’s mother was all “Don’t Stop ‘til You Get Enough” girl and bursting with pride as she watched her eight-year-old daughter “Beat It” across the stage.

Michael is in his grave, rolling, talking to himself, saying all-right Ana,” Quiana said about her “Smooth Criminal” daughter.

Oh, he’s rolling all right.

But “You Are Not Alone,” Quiana because, believe it or not, this routine didn’t make me want to “Scream”. Compared to some of those girls, Damitri’ana’s costume was downright demure and her face was free of the clown make-up those little ones think they need to look pretty. I’ll “Rock with you” anytime, Damitri’ana.

What do you think? Should the mother look at “The Man in the Mirror” and rethink the dance routine considering the source or is the King of Pop’s music and dancing just “Human Nature”?

3 responses to “Toddlers and Tiaras Sinks To New Low With Michael Jackson Impersonator”

  1. Adam says:

    This little girl is not Michael Jackson nut surely her mother is trying to grab some money.

  2. IngeC says:

    I was flipping channels this past wednesdayand, sure enough, he it was ‘toddlers and tiaras’.
    I found some mothers more obsessed with their own urge for fame, then their daughters.
    Some of them take it way too far; some of them are convinced their daughters are most prettiest girl ever to walk the earth.

    Some mother are almost scary; their behavior repulsive; their daughters behavior outrageous.

  3. Junk_piles says:

    You have the nerve to be judgmental when you are writing for a tabloid online site! Stop dissing Michael Jackson.  Ass crack!