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Coco is not know for her modesty, so I don’t know why I’m so surprised to learn she’s tweeted a topless photo of herself. Her marriage to Ice-T is on the rocks ever since photos surfaced of her kissing another man, but the two seemed to put on a good face for New Years Eve, which was also their 12th wedding anniversary. Although, it could have been a show, since we’ve heard she is trying to convice Ice to tape a porno sex tape with her to refresh their bank account! Ice just doesn’t want to stay with someone so tacky and cheap!
Today, Coco tweeted a topless photo of herself lying in bed. Of course, the photo wasn’t supposed to be about her boobs—it’s about her cute sleeping dog! The pic shows Maximus sleeping on his back, big lips flopping. It’s super cute, as far as dog pictures go. But why not just crop out the offending nipple? Well, that’s not the Coco way!
In half explanation, half insincere apology, Coco explained the pic, “My sister took this while I was sleepin. Notice how Maximus sleeps on his back like a human.I guess this counts as a Titty Tues pic. lol.” Now, take a minute to process that. Let it swirl around through your brain. Consider how the individual words collide to form meaning. Ready to interpret? Good!
First question: why is she sleeping naked while her sister is hanging around with a camera? I’m no prude, but I’m pretty sure this constitutes weird sibling behavior. Also, who photographs their naked sibling? We know that Coco is a major shameless slut, but why would her sister encourage it? Second: why not just crop the picture? Does the world really need a “titty Tuesday”? Or, while we’re on it, “Thong Thursday,” a holiday which exists only in her mind? And third: Does she think sending out more sexy pictures is going to revive her marriage? It didn’t work the first time—in fact, Ice was pretty pissed about it! Three strikes, and she’s out!
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