Simon Cowell is one of the richest, snobbiest people in show business. The American Idol alumni shocked the entertainment world when he decided to impregnate his best friend’s wife, Lauren Silverman. While babies are blessings, people were a bit shocked by the fact that he actually got someone pregnant, especially despite his adamant remarks that he’d never want children!
Sources snitched to Express accusing Simon Cowell of passing secret notes to ‘Lucky Laura’ through Jennifer Lopez!
“She and Lauren have met at least twice,” revealed a source close to Cowell. “There have been quite a few phone calls between the two. Lauren has come to regard Jen as her only lifeline to Simon. The arrangement has taken a lot of stress out of her situation. Jen has assured her Simon would never, ever leave her and their unborn child out to hang. While Jen isn’t altogether comfortable playing sob sister, she’s come to understand how worried Lauren is and let her know she will continue to be there for her.”
The original bubble butt brunette, J-Ho, is Cowell’s mediator. His Louis Vuitton lawyers demand he cut off all contact with preggy Lauren Silverman until her divorce with her husband Andrew is finalized. I’m unsure how Jennifer Lopez arranged a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but she’s a jelly worker. Jennifer’s just throwing herself in the mix because she needs her hippopotamus X-Factor contract renewed.
Jennifer Lopez twerked her way to the top by breaking Puff Daddy’s heart, and convincing grieving fans that she was really Selena. We don’t know if she’s in a position to dish relationship advice. Her boyfriend is young enough to be her son, and she stole her ex-husband, Marc Anthony, from his dedicated wife of many years.
Why is Laura Silverman pretending to be overwhelmed by celebrity? Why is Jennifer Lopez pretending to care about Lauren and Silly Simon’s Ménage à trois?
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