Kourtney Kardashian Tells Kim Kardashian That She’s Fat And Ugly – Kourtney New Kardashian Sex Symbol (Photo)

Kourtney Kardashian Tells Kim Kardashian That She’s Fat And Ugly – Kourtney New Kardashian Sex Symbol (Photo)

Kim Kardashian forced out of the limelight! Kourtney Kardashian takes Kim! $5 Million Showdown! What are all these? Oh, just headlines from the latest issue of NW Australia. Basically, I’ll boil it down to the gist of the story: Kim hasn’t been in the public eye since giving birth, so Kourtney Kardashian has taken her place as the Kardashian sex symbol.

HAHAHAHA. I could continue laughing for the entire post, but I’ll restrain myself. I’m not really sure what the $5 million part refers to – the cost of the plastic surgery that both of them received? Or the cost of the surgery that they will soon undergo to out-beautify/plastic-surgerify each other?

I mean, once Kim is dethroned from her sex symbol status, Kris Jenner is already grooming Kendall Jenner to take over. So Kourtney can try to take over from Kim all she wants, but Kris has already set all the cogs in place for Kendall to jump right in. Don’t be surprised if you hear of a Kendall sex tape in the next two years.

Also, I totally wish someone could have recorded Kourtney telling Kim that she was fat and ugly now. I mean, the media’s been saying that to Kim for the last nine months, which has been grotesque and rude, considering she was pregnant. But her own sister saying that? Talk about harsh.

Kim’s reportedly staying low-key until she recovers her pre-baby body, and then she’ll make a frightening return to the spotlight – supposedly on the VMA Red carpet. Once that happens, Kourtney can kiss her short lived career as the Kardashian ‘sex symbol’ goodbye.

What do you guys think about this report? Let us know your thoughts in the comments.

Image Credit: NW Australia

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