Lindsay Lohan To Open Crackie Den Restaurant In Tribeca?

Lindsay Lohan To Open Crackie Den Restaurant In Tribeca?

Lindsay Lohan might just be opening her own Crack Den™ in the Tribeca area of New York. How nifty! Now she can go to her one stop shop for crack pipes, rolled up dollar bills, spoons and lighters. How classy.

Rumors have sifted our way that LiLo is looking to get even further in debt by opening up her own piece of property in New York. Does she have what it takes to be a restaurant and bar owner? You guess is as good as ours, but we shall see — if the rumors are true.

A source revealed to the Tribeca Citizen, “We’re told that Lindsay Lohan was in the retail store currently in our commercial space late this afternoon. She was talking about the potential design of the space, including where she would like to put a bar and a DJ booth.”

We’ll be sure to keep you posted if and when this little idea comes to fruition. We’re guessing that if it does, she’ll be charging $250 for crack pipes, inflated lip service and drug dealer cell phone numbers. Stay tuned. In the meantime, tell us what you think she should call the place. The best answer gets two shiny gold stars from Celeb Dirty Laundry!

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3 responses to “Lindsay Lohan To Open Crackie Den Restaurant In Tribeca?”

  1. Linda Cannon says:

    How about “Rock Bottom”?

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