Robert Pattinson’s Heart Will Forever Be Chained to Kristen Stewart!

Robert Pattinson's Heart Will Forever Be Chained to Kristen Stewart!

When Robert Pattinson looks into Kristen Stewart’s devious eyes he can only imagine the compromising intimate position Kristen Stewart experienced with Rupert Sanders. Robert Pattinson is akin to a “lame duck” paddling without water. Robert Pattinson is trying to hold onto Kristen Stewart, but something seems to keep getting in the way. Even today Robert probably asks himself the question, “My love why did you have a cheating heart?” This disputed issue will always resonate deep in Robert Pattinson’s heart. Does anyone think Robert will ever admit that he is a hurt dude?

Robert Pattinson has this obsession thing about Kristen’s mood swings. Robert, this is the proof you have been looking for my friend. Kristen’s mind, body, and soul hangs in the wind, waiting for the right time to seize one more romantic moment with Rupert Sanders.

Kristen Stewart’s rendezvous (if it ever was to happen) with Rupert Sanders could be the “straw to break the camels back.” Especially since Rupert Sanders is celebrating his freedom from matrimony. Certainly, Rupert is like a “Cat on a hot tin roof,” sieging every moment looking for naïve woman for a few nights fling. Frankly, Robert Pattinson could be in for a ride of wishful thinking that Kristen Stewart has disregarded her cheating heart for any new man in her life is only a platonic relationship. Does anyone think Kristen Stewart suddenly has the loyalty and dedication to Robert Pattinson to resist the next handsome young stud that comes along?

Now picture poor sad faced Robert Pattinson moving his possessions from guidepost to guidepost like the wretched fellow that he is. Nonetheless, there is a therapeutic solution to Robert Pattinson’s woes. What if Robert Pattinson just told Kristen Stewart: “Unchain my heart?”

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5 responses to “Robert Pattinson’s Heart Will Forever Be Chained to Kristen Stewart!”

  1. robsanangel says:

    This is the most poorly written article I have ever read. Unless english is your second language and you have a third grade education, in that case well done.

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  3. thebutcher says:

    can you say obsessed much? you don’t like the guy because he left a cheating whore, i bet your relationships don’t last more than a week

  4. Debbie says:


  5. Ross says:

    try dating someone that isn’t in the spotlight there are thousands of girls out there that would treat you great! unless you like the slum look along it with the drab attitude.