Kelly Preston Loses 39 Pounds Through Scientology Magic

Kelly Preston Loses 39 Pounds Through Scientology Magic

Kelly Preston really chubbed out when she was pregnant but now has lost 39 lbs through Scientology magic to help regain her pre-pregnancy figure.  Kelly is of course married to the major Scientology freak John Travolta and of course is an adherent of the weird and sinister cult herself.

The 49-year-old Kelly gave birth to son Benjamin, her third child with Travolta, just over a year ago and revealed that as an older mother she was worried about losing the baby weight but is now thrilled with her new physique.

She told People: “When I got pregnant at 48, I didn’t know if my body would bounce back. I lost 39 lbs, have more energy than I had 20 years ago – and I feel amazing. I’m going to be turning 50 next year – holy s**t! Hey, 50 is the new 30.”

Ya right, and L. Ron. Hubbard is the new Moses… .

Along with her delight over her weight loss, Kelly revealed the couple are besotted with Benjamin and can’t believe he is already one year old.  She said: “We just celebrated Ben’s first birthday. I can’t believe it’s already been a year.”

Kelly and John’s eldest child, 16-year-old Jett tragically passed away three years ago when he suffered a seizure while on a family holiday in the Bahamas and the actress – who also has a daughter Ella Bleu, 11, with Travolta – has previously revealed Benjamin has helped the entire family to cope with their loss.

She said: “It’s been wonderfully healing. Of course, you know, we still – it’s still every day. But it’s been, I think, a really nice gift for a lot of people throughout the world.  We’ve gotten the most beautiful letters. And the most beautiful notes of happiness. And I think – just sort of a sigh of relief, a bit. And that’s been really nice to sort of share that with people.”

Sadly, we can’t take anything said by Scientologists at face value. They believe that Xemu, the dictator of the “Galactic Confederacy” 75 million years ago brought billions of his people to Earth in a DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs.

L. Ron Hubbard said just before inventing Scientology, “Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wanted to make a million dollars, he’d start his own religion.”

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  • http://twitter.com/FileMonkey Rumpelstiltskin

    Well done Kelly! You must be so proud attributing your weight-loss to the very thing that KILLED YOU OWN SON JETT……$cientology

  • Burner

    She looks great, however she’s done it!

  • Jimhunter9111

    What ever Scientology is????? I think it works for the wealthy and the famous. You need money for this freak show. Or crazy people will come to your house and demand that you sign a billion dollar contract to join the Sea Org. To pay for courses that cost a shit load of money. You then can use a emeter lol to get rid of engrams and your reactive mind LOL total BS. Get CLEAR lol and become a crazy brainwashed OT. All load of Bullshit. Kelly Preston is CRAZY!!!!!

  • Guest

    This story is probably a Scientology Office of Special Affairs “op” posted with the intent of burying the current story about the woman being held for 12 years as a slave on the Scientology Freewinds ship and the latest series by the St. Pete Times.

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