Justin Bieber’s DUI Defense: Claims He had a Hairline Fracture on His Right Foot – Threw off His Sobriety Test!

Justin Bieber's DUI Defense: Claims He had a Hairline Fracture on His Right Foot - Threw off His Sobriety Test!

When Justin Bieber opens his mouth, eye rolls usually follow, and his explanation for why he failed a sobriety test will have you laughing your face off. In a police report that’s now surfacing after his January 23rd arrest, Bieber claims he was suffering from a small fracture in his right foot. And, of course, this injury — which he supposedly incurred three months prior to the DUI incident — was inhibiting him from performing well on the tests. Since then, Bieber has pleaded not guilty to the DUI charges. He also went on the record to state that he wasn’t drag racing his Lamborghini, which he was also accused of.

Bieber scored an inconsequential 0.014 on his blood alcohol test but tested positive for having Xanax and weed in his system. In addition to having those things in his system, the police report suggests that Bieber was also running high on heavy doses of Spoiled Brat Special.

The police report summarizes more than a few snotty comments made by Bieber, including him going off about how he’s got so much money and all he’s out to do is have a good time.

“‘I’m 19 years old. I’m just out having a good time,'” the report quoted him as saying. He then questioned the officer: “What were you doing when you were 19?”

In a quick response, the officer told Bieber that he definitely wasn’t driving around in a Lamborghini. Bieber’s response? An insult. “Yeah, well, I bet you didn’t have millions of dollars in your bank account either.”

What do you make of Bieber’s comments and his sorry, pathetic reason for failing his sobriety test?

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