Angry Patrick’s Weekly Rant “This One Is Crazy”

Some days I swear it can’t get worse. No one can make Lindsay Lohan look like a redeemable human being…or a human being at all, for that matter and then it happens…  

Have you ever just found yourself asking, "Could someone really be that big of a douchenozzle"? Ever thought, "There’s NO way someone could be such a slack-jawed moron." Well, me too.

This week I lose my mind over three such situations:

1) Heidi Montag wants bigger sweater fillers and is ready to have it done on national television.

2) Some people are outraged that a 17-year-old boy that ran across the field during a Major League game got tased.

3) Three guys were rejected from the Gay Softball World Series for not being gay enough. Yes, I said enough.

In all honesty, I may have stepped over the line this time. Seriously. Don’t push play if you are easily offended or if you hate laughing.

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