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If you would’ve happened upon this post without reading the title, would you have had any idea that this usually pale-faced sexpot is Evan Rachel Wood? Seriously, Marilyn Manson is banging that. Gross, right?

Evan usually struts around as the vampire queen of Louisiana on True Blood, but someone’s gone crazy with the spray tan.

Can we just say that the male model she’s with in these pics would really be an upgrade from Manson’s pasty old pale butt? They are the one couple that I just can’t figure out. It must be all about the Benjamins for her, because that dude was once cool, but now he’s just washed up.

Speaking of pale-faced white people who scare others, why hasn’t HBO jumped on offering Manson a walk-on role on True Blood? It would only make sense, wouldn’t it?

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