Rosie Buys A New Girlfriend – Plans To Move Her In

TV’s most repulsive creature, Rosie O’Donnell, can be seen and heard Monday in a tell-all interview with TV’s runner-up for most repulsive, Oprah. Imagine being Rosie’s lover?   Okay, you don’t have to.   Rosie will tell us about her new girlfriend, Tracy Katchtick-Anders, and how they plan to move in together and meld their families, Tracy has 6 kids and Rosie has 4.

Anyway Rosie is going to have a TV special on January 31 entitled "A Family Is A Family Is A Family: A Rosie O’Donnell Celebration," which CNN terms a documentary that "challenges the traditional idea of family." I can just imagine… . CNN also claims in reference to Rosie and her ex, Kelli Carpenter, that "The two had four children together."   Let me ask you, has biology been reinvented since I was in high school?   Can two people both producing eggs have children together?   I thought our species required both a male and a female gamete (sperm and egg) to produce a zygote (the initial or first cell that grows to become a baby after fertilization).  So when CNN writes that Rosie and Tracy had 4 children together do they mean that they adopted 4 children, that Tracy gave birth to 4 children using artificial insemination, or something else?   Political correctness is just fine but can we please not trample on science in our enthusiasm to show how accepting we are of any and all forms of behaviour?   I mean really, there is no way that Rosie and Tracy had 4 children together unless, as I’ve long suspected, Rosie is a man!

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