Ashton Kutcher is trying too darn hard to be outrageous. Charlie Sheen’s replacement in the new version of ‘Two And A Half Men’ decided that getting undressed for Ellen DeGeneres would show just how truly wild he is. What he showed is what we already knew – that Ashton Kutcher is an obnoxious pretender who knows that he is not a funny as Charlie.
Taking off one’s clothing in public – or on a talk show – is the act of a child or a fool. Well Ashton certainly is not a child… so what is left?
Ashton treated us to the gross indecency on Ellen after he appeared nude on an ad for ‘Two And A Half Men,’ which was taped this week.
Ellen suggested to Ashton: “Maybe you want to put clothes on?”
To which he replied: “Oh, no. Have you seen the ad for the show (Two And A Half Men)? It’s getting a lot of attention, so I just figured I’m going to do everything nude from now on.”
That’s the point of it all these days – getting a lot of attention. What will Ashton do next, release a video of himself going to the bathroom? Maybe a sex tape with Demi Moore? The talent of people in Hollywood is inversely related to their need to appear outrageous… so Ashton gets undressed.