Nude Ashton Kutcher Desperate To Beat Charlie Sheen

Nude Ashton Kutcher Desperate To Beat Charlie Sheen

Ashton Kutcher is trying too darn hard to be outrageous. Charlie Sheen’s replacement in the new version of ‘Two And A Half Men’ decided that getting undressed for Ellen DeGeneres would show just how truly wild he is. What he showed is what we already knew – that Ashton Kutcher is an obnoxious pretender who knows that he is not a funny as Charlie.

Taking off one’s clothing in public – or on a talk show – is the act of a child or a fool. Well Ashton certainly is not a child… so what is left?

Ashton treated us to the gross indecency on Ellen after he appeared nude on an ad for ‘Two And A Half Men,’ which was taped this week.
Ellen suggested to Ashton: “Maybe you want to put clothes on?”

To which he replied: “Oh, no. Have you seen the ad for the show (Two And A Half Men)? It’s getting a lot of attention, so I just figured I’m going to do everything nude from now on.”

That’s the point of it all these days – getting a lot of attention. What will Ashton do next, release a video of himself going to the bathroom? Maybe a sex tape with Demi Moore? The talent of people in Hollywood is inversely related to their need to appear outrageous… so Ashton gets undressed.

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