Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Wedding On Hold, Is The Bride Getting Cold Feet?

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Wedding On Hold, Is The Bride Getting Cold Feet? 1011

Did Jennifer Aniston just rush to return her massive ring and get her money back? Oh come on, you know Justin Theroux didn’t pay for that rock all by himself! But Jen might be jumping the gun on the Angeline Jolie/Brad Pitt wedding rumors. Angie might be shuffling her feet down the alter but she isn’t giving up her baby daddy any time soon.

Though it seems like Brad could use a little more tender loving care from his missus at the moment. A source told Life & Style that Brad’s been getting increasingly frustrated and hurt by Angelina’s unwillingness to make time for the wedding but every time he confronts her on his feelings she just slaps him and tells him to cry in his room because he should be grateful she’s stuck with him for this long. “Angelina just wants to focus on work and is always talking about it. It’s her No. 1 priority. She would happily work constantly. When the mention of a wedding was brought up recently, Angelina laughed. It’s clear she has no intention of marrying Brad anytime soon.”

I love the fact that Angelina doesn’t bother responding. She just laughs! Way to kick a guy in the balls. This is an odd tactic from L&S though. I thought they’d stick with the Angelina and Jennifer race to the altar type of stories for awhile longer. They’re much more entertaining than the Angelina treats Brad like crap but he secretly kinda likes it stories. Oh well, we’ll just have to wait until next week.

At this point I don’t even know why we’re all jonesin’ for this wedding so much. A royal wedding it will not be. Angie will ruin it for us in some way. She’ll wear something hideous with miles of fabric to hide her scary skinny frame. She always does! I can’t remember the last time she wore something that was remotely fashion forward or, at the very least, pretty. I know. I know. That’s not her thing. She’s too busy caring about the world’s injustices to find time for fashion. I get it. But there are really only two things I look forward to when it comes to weddings – the cake and the dress. Well, I have a better chance of getting a piece of that damn cake than I do of approving of the bride’s dress. So stay engaged! I want to keep the fantasy of a blushing Angelina in McQueen alive in my head for awhile longer.