Gangnam Style May Haunt You Even After Death!

Gangnam Style May Haunt You Even After Death!

Do you love music? Enough to listen to it forever? A Swedish company called Pause Custom Sound Systems presents the CataCombo, a music pumping customized coffin to turn your afterlife into the ultimate after party. There are three parts: The CataPlay music application which is powered by the Spotify network, a 7-inch LCD display that all fits neatly into the headstone, and lastly, the customized coffin fitted with a pair of 2-way speakers, tweeters with external cooling and an 8-inch subwoofer. Isn’t that the coolest?

Are you frickin kidding me?

Have you ever had a song stuck in your head? Do you want it for eternity? What if you somehow can still hear it and the playlist is stuck on Gangnam Style? I mean, here I am, trapped in my brain in this underground hell and, thanks to these guys, I have two things to keep me company: The worms gnawing on my eyeballs and the red hot sound of Justin Bieber. If I wasn’t dead I would kill myself again.

And, there’s gonna be an LCD screen on the tombstone showing you what’s currently playing? How’s my mom gonna feel when she comes to visit me and it says Highway to Hell on the front of my tombstone? Is that supposed to be comforting to her?

What’s next? Maybe you can hook me up with DeathFlix – the Netflix for Dead People. Probably playing that series Six Feet Under. Next up is Twilight. Ha ha, DeathFlix. You got me again.

This is beyond douchebag. This is beyond ridiculous. This is beyond a single lick of common sense. And as soon as this is public knowledge, it won’t matter anyway because criminals will be robbing graves like crazy. They’ll be rolling down the road with my coffin in the trunk blasting my Afterlife Snoop Dogg mix. So much for Rest in Peace, huh?

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