Is this a case of anything you can do I can do better? According to Radar Online, Kanye West has a sex tape that’s getting a lot of buzz since he starred in it with a girl that looks a whole lot like his current girlfriend, Kim Kardashian. Only, don’t get your hopes up. It’s not Kim looking bored this time but clearly Kanye has a type.
“The sex tape is being shopped right now and there’s a lot of interest, but Kanye is freaking out!” the insider told Radar.
The tape is 20 minutes long (not bad) and clearly Kanye is behind the whole thing. Radar said he set the camera up at the beginning and took the time to stare right into it before turning it off, naturally. It doesn’t seem like he knew the girl that well before they got down to it. Apparently they don’t kiss or talk much. The only time the Kim look-a-like actually talks is in the beginning when she tells Kanye she’s 18 (way to be smart Kanye!) and married (come on Kanye!). She said, “My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here.”
So… will Kim be mad? Is that like the pot calling the kettle black? Or maybe imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? There are a lot of cliches in this post but that’s what Kanye is to me – one big cliche. Sex tapes were so last year. I don’t see how Kim can put up a fuss on this one. The tape was made before he and Kim were together and everyone and their mom knows she’s made her own. Do you think he studied hers before he gave it a go? It is one of the most famous sex tapes of all time and Kanye is nothing if not competitive.
Kim might not walk but Kanye’s sex tape is the latest in a series of blunders that could put a strain on their relationship or at least his relationship with Mama Kris. First he called her his “perfect bitch” in a new song. Then he tweeted to the world a Kim-related, crude post-coital update and now this. Kim sure knows how to pick ’em! But trouble in paradise? I doubt it. Kim might act tough, but as I’ve said before, she won’t leave. She’s a doormat. Men walk all over her and Kanye is no exception.
And word to the wise all you girls out there. This is one reason why you don’t make a sex tape. If you find out your guy has made one, you can’t get sh-tty about it. You’ve lost the right to be uppity and that’s a right every girl should have in a relationship!
Do you think Kim will break up with Kanye or will she just play the sympathetic (hopefully) embarrassed girlfriend?
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