Kate Middleton’s Frantic Phone Call After Pippa’s Gun Waving Incident

Kate Middleton’s Frantic Phone Call After Pippa’s Gun Waving Incident

Kate Middleton was more than a little upset after pictures of her sister, Pippa Middleton, on a weekend of drunken debauchery in Paris hit the Internet.  Kate made an angry and panicked telephone call to her mother, Carole Middleton, demanding that Pippa get herself home for a scolding!   Even before Pippa was filmed as a smiling participant in a criminal gun-wielding joyride with 3 dudes in Paris Kate was livid.

Kate was shocked and appalled by pictures of Pippa’s kinky cavorting in the hours prior to the gun scandal at an over-the-top kinky bondage party complete with strippers and dwarves.  Pippa enjoying herself in a hot pink corset at a eurotrash party is just not going to work for big sister Kate and the rest of the royals.

As if this raunchy mess wasn’t bad enough, the next day brought disaster!  Pippa was photographed happily joking with her several male escorts while her boyfriend for the weekend and driver of the car, Romain Rabillard, threatened a photographer with a pistol.  Waving a gun around in public is illegal in France and carries a potential prison sentence for all involved – including the Pipster.   It’s especially insensitive after a recent spate of shootings in the country.

A startled Kate asked her distraught mom how Pippa could possibly be so thoughtless, saying: ‘Doesn’t she realize how this affects me?’

According to Now daily a Royal insider says:  ‘Kate couldn’t quite get her head around the fact Pippa put herself in such a situation.’

‘As far as she’s concerned Pippa’s abused her free rein and, as always, she has to deal with the consequences.’

The entire weekend smacked of the type of degenerate and decadent excessive behavior from which the palace has tried so hard to distance itself .  It is so unfair of Pippa to behave like the entitled degenerate brat that she obviously is.  Kate is the greatest thing to happen to British royalty in a long time and now she must bear the shame of a discredited sister.

None of this is Kate’s fault and we support her fully.  You don’t get to choose your family.  Let us know what you think in the comments below.

3 responses to “Kate Middleton’s Frantic Phone Call After Pippa’s Gun Waving Incident”

  1. Aron says:

    It’s British royalty crap. Why would any American (we did fight the British for our freedom) give a rats ass about British Royalty? Harry, William and Kate seem like good people but The Queen is so full of pompous shit that her eyes are brown. England is going broke while the Royals are spending millions. They are like British Kardashians. Totally USELESS! 

  2. caroline says:

    Pippa Middleton is not a Royal.  The Royals have done worse, Harry with Swastika’s etc. Prince Andrew with his antics and what about the late Princess Margaret.

    Pippa is in difficult position; she wishes to find suitable husband. The British press appear to be leaving her alone obviously on legal advice to the media.  The Brits have no control over overseas Press.  Pippa should be clever now that UK press are at bay and get back with ALEX LOUDON.