Kim Kardashian Heartbroken and Betrayed After Reggie Bush And Lilit Avagyan Announce Pregnancy

Kim Kardashian Heartbroken and Betrayed After Reggie Bush And Lilit Avagyan Announce Pregnancy

It is a proud moment for people who are rooting for the extinction of the Kardashian family. Although Kourtney Kardashian has produced two cute kids with Scott Disick, there are not any infants or fetuses who sport the famous “K” title. Last season on Keeping Up With The Kardashians we watched Khloe Odom and Kim Kardashian seek alternative fertility treatment, and Kim went so far as to freeze her eggs. While I doubt Kanye West is eager to pop out a few any time soon, Kim is baby crazy, and now she is green with jealousy.

Media Take Out reports that her ex, NFL player Reggie Bush has knocked up his new girlfriend, Lilit Avagyan. Now, before you get excited for the couple, let’s step back and look at Ms. Lilit. A model, she is definitely beautiful. She also looks really similar to Kim! And, what do you know, she is also Armenian. I won’t hold it against him, but Reggie has a type (just like Kim does: her type is RICH). Media Take Out claimed that Lilit was knocked up in Paris, where the couple vacationed this summer. Neither of their reps have commented, but a baby bump isn’t easy to hide—if it’s true it will be sure to pop out!

So how is Kim through all of this? Kim is obsessed with her age, and is scared that when the time comes, she’ll have nothing more than a shriveled up uterus and crazy Kris Jenner holding a turkey baster. I’m not exactly devastated, but I bet that Kim will be pushing Kanye to seal the deal. Kanye loves to leave his mark on the things he “owns,” and what better way to do that than ensure Kim will get terrible stretch marks that will scar for a lifetime? What do you guys think? Is it creepy that Reggie has moved from Kim Kardashian to a Kim K Kopy Kat? Should a forced eugenics program be reinstated for all reality TV stars and participants?

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5 responses to “Kim Kardashian Heartbroken and Betrayed After Reggie Bush And Lilit Avagyan Announce Pregnancy”

  1. […] coincidence! Yesterday we found out that Kim Kardashian‘s ex (and reported love of her life) Reggie Bush knocked up his girlfriend Lilit Avagyan. Lilit looks a lot like Kim, and is also Armenian, so just file away how weird that is! I […]

  2. jerseydevil says:

    skanks with $$ are still skanks.I believe that covers all involved.

  3. […] Kim Kardashian Heartbroken and Betrayed After Reggie Bush And Lilit Avagyan Announce Pregnancy It is a proud moment for people who… […]

  4. midgetporn says:

    kimode can only dream of looking like her ..
    this chick has legs & a beautiful bod’ ..
    kimode is a stumpleg midget with garbagebag booty ..
    nice try though …

  5. […] for West and Kardashian, they bumped into Bush as he left the restaurant opposite them with his pregnant girlfriend, Kim K look-a-like Lilit Avagyan. An eyewitness told InTouch, “Kim and Kanye had a very discreet […]