Kris Jenner Watch Out: Honey Boo Boo’s Momager, Mama Boo Boo, is On The Rise to Fame!

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Let’s take a moment of silence to appreciate how easy it is to exploit children in this country. From infancy, kids can be put up as models, actors, test subjects. Then, once they can walk, they become pageant queens. Once they’re in their late teens, we push them to make sex tapes—and presto! Millionaires are born.

Kris Jenner is no stranger to this cycle of exploitation. Celeb Dirty Laundry has reported that she pushed Kim Kardashian to make a sex tape, has written tell-all books about her girls, and currently serves as their manager. Her teenage girls with Bruce Jenner, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, are currently working overtime as models, Seventeen Magazine west coast correspondents, as well as stars on their E! show.

But it looks like there’s a new heartless woman in town—one who has no qualms about spray tanning a 5-year-old (a low I don’t think even Kris Jenner managed to reach). That’s right folks—I’m talking about a pageant mom. And not just any pageant mom, the pageant mom. Honey Boo Boo’s 300-pound mom, June Shannon, who gained satirical fame for her combination of face and inability to announciate, is pushing her family up the hill of stardom. The family gained fame on TLC’s Toddlers and Tiaras, eventually earning the groundbreaking, Emmy worthy show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which chronicles the family’s hideously redneck existence.

If you haven’t had the, err, pleasure of viewing the new show, check out our live recap. The family is reportedly making 4,000$ per episode, which I think translates to about 200,000$ in back-woods Alabama dollars.

Will we be seeing more of this unique family? God, I hope not!

The Great Lord Melody

Image Credit: Celeb Baby Laundry

3 responses to “Kris Jenner Watch Out: Honey Boo Boo’s Momager, Mama Boo Boo, is On The Rise to Fame!”

  1. […] what does the future hold for Alana “Honey Boo Boo”? I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a future sex tape coming from some member of the Thompson family, Alana herself has an 80% 110% chance of becoming an obese adult, then there are the attendant […]

  2. […] apparently paternity is an issue. Anna’s ex-boyfriend strongly believes that he’s the daddy but the hillbilly family is not only refusing to let him see the child, but they are also avoiding a DNA test as […]

  3. […] Honey Boo Boo aka Alana Thompson and her colorful Mama Boo Boo, June Thomson, were on Anderson Cooper’s daily talk show recently, where they spoke out about the Kris Jenner jealousy which is starting to plague Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. According to Kris Jenner, the immortal horror from Keeping Up With The Kardashians, she doesn’t like the show, nor does she like June or Honey Boo Boo. […]