Kristen Stewart and Ben Affleck Intimate Dinner Date – Could This Be Her Next Director Affair?

Kristen Stewart and Ben Affleck Intimate Dinner Date – Could This Be Her Next Director Affair?

Kristen Stewart is a cheating buffoon with horrible acting skills, so perhaps the young actress from Hell could learn a few tips from her latest man-hunt. According to a Mike Walker report, K-Stew had some intimate time with Mr. Good Will Hunting himself, Ben Affleck. Yes, ladies and gentleman, while you break down your Jennifer Garner altar, scream in your head, and blame the weather for your misfortune, let’s give you a low-down on what went down between Stewart and Affleck, the weirdest coupling since Honey Boo Boo and that cute pig. (Note: Stewart is the pig in this story)

Affleck entered Beverly Hills Hotel’s A-List Polo lounge recently without his electric wife by his side. There, at the battleground of Hollywood ‘s elite, Affleck was joined by none other than Stewart. The two shared a lovely meal together and discussed intimate stuff that wouldn’t even interest our Aunt Mildred. According to sources at the dinner date, “Ben and Kristen looked really involved in conversation and appeared to have some kind of electric chemistry from the moment they sat down. The dinner lasted several hours and Ben looked totally enchanted. They were deep in conversation.”

Before you scream louder than a vegan with a meat dress, Affleck and Kristen were luckily not discussing their future together and/or clicking on that horror advertisement on the net that says, “Want to see what your babies will look like? Click here!” (We once clicked on that ad while searching for baby names for our new cat and discovered that our future babies are indeed Rosemary’s Babies) The business meeting – read business – revolved around Affleck’s yearning to cast Stewart in his next film, Focus. This is how Hollywood rolls, yo! If every Hollywood meeting were to be a secret affair, we’d have Beverly Hillbillies on our silver screens in no time!

There’s no doubt in our minds that Stewart is already licking her lips and preparing to bite down on her new director. Hey, she did it before; she’ll definitely do it again! Not even a radiation scrub down will change the spots on this leopard! What do you think? Do you think Stewart should be let out of her cage and allowed to be with hot directors? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.

Kristen Stewart and Ben Affleck Intimate Dinner Date – Could This Be Her Next Director Affair?

Photo Credit: Fame Flynet

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