Breaking News: Kristen Stewart Refuses To Hold Robert Pattinson’s Hand at Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere

Breaking News: Kristen Stewart Refuses To Hold Robert Pattinson’s Hand at Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere

I love me some Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson gossip.  I especially love it when there are pictures included.  So imagine my excitement when the headline all over the internet looked like this one… “Kristen Stewart & Rob Pattinson Holding Hands at London Premiere.”  Now imagine my disappointment when after review with a magnifying glass I discover that everyone has been duped.  These two are so NOT holding hands.  As a matter of fact, Rob is clearly trying to pry Kristen’s fist open; with a smile no less.

Oh-Em-Gee!  How did no one catch this?  How can all of these gossip sites use the same photo without as much as a glance at it?  Robsten’s hands are very near each other, but clearly Kristen (in her best whore couture, seriously though, I love it) is not feeling any love for my Rob.  He’s like a sad pup dying for affection and Kristen is doing her best annoyed owner impression.

Girl, you just got this man back and already you are tired of him?  First it was you telling him not to kiss you at the NYC party you two attended, now you’re basically telling him not to hold your hand either?  Is this a joke?  Look sister, I don’t know what your problem is, but you need to snap out of it STAT!  There are literally thousands of girls who would kill to be in your position; preferably the one that is under him, but in your position nonetheless.  I just don’t get it.  You can make out and basically get munched on by an older married man in front of the paparazzi, but you can’t hold your man’s hand in front of your fans, cameras, and reporters?  What the hell?  This is the man who forgave your whoreness after you humiliated and emasculated him on the front page of a magazine.

Kristen, here’s a small piece of advice:  You need to be practically screwing Rob’s brains out in front of anyone who is looking if that is what is needed to mend the man you broke, because if you won’t then there is always someone else who will.

12 responses to “Breaking News: Kristen Stewart Refuses To Hold Robert Pattinson’s Hand at Breaking Dawn Part 2 London Premiere”

  1. Really says:

    The author might want to make their assessment based on more than one isolated and very deceptive still taken out of context because, to those of us who watched the red carpet live, it looked a hell of lot more like he was avoiding her.

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