Sharon Osbourne was a guest at Buckingham Palace recently and when the Queen of reality television asked Prince Harry to look after her purse, he said to her, “F**K off!” Oh no Harry, not only have you been kicking it out with naked chicks and cocaine in hotel rooms, but you’re also a disrespectful mother f***er hmm, we mean a disrespectful young lad.
Sharon said about the incident, “I was at the Palace and I wanted to go to the bathroom, which was a big schlep along all those hallways and staircases. I said to him, ‘Would you watch my bag while I go to the loo?’ And he said, ‘F**** off’. I asked a prince to watch my bag and he wasn’t having it. How fabulous and what a fabulous answer in jest.”
According to sister blog, The Celebrity Gossiper, Osbourne, “a lowly commoner” should have known better than to “make such an outlandish demand on a Prince of the courts of royalty”. The poor Osbourne changed her opinion of Prince Harry on The View and said, “He’s stunning, he’s so stunning. He has got a really, really good personality.” Oh how lovely of you Sharon?
But wait, it didn’t end there. Sharon continued, “How fabulous to be a prince, to be handsome, to have a big old schlong and throw it all over the place. I do not know whether the picture was enhanced, but it looks quite fabulous.”
Sharon, we’ve always been a massive fan of yours, but being envious of a royal penis isn’t all too dope. Let us know in the comments below if you think Prince Harry is a bit of a tardy bitch.
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