Report: Snooki’s Back On the Booze!

Report: Snooki’s Back On the Booze!

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi may have gotten through her pregnancy with precious little alcohol (we’re not mentioning whatever she pounded before realizing that Lorenzo Dominique LaValle was on board) but don’t think for one minute that the notorious Jersey girl is ready to abstain now.  Sources close to the reality star say that by then end of her pregnancy she was itching for a stiff drink, with the “Snooki Snack” (coconut rum, creme de bananes, melon liqueur, pineapple juice and whipped cream) being her beverage of choice. When laboring with Lorenzo got rough Snooks just thought of the cold glass waiting for her after she delivered. The latest issue of The National Enquirer has more from an insider.

“Snooki said all she was looking forward to was her first cocktail! She’d already decided on naming the little guy Lorenzo. And she felt she was the model of prim-and-proper prenatal behavior, so Snooki was more than ready to toast her newborn.  All through her pregnancy Snooki was determined to be a great mom and didn’t touch a drop of booze. But she said her dream about having her first ‘cold cocktail’ was the incentive she needed to make a safe delivery for her little one.”

I don’t know about everyone else, but I for one am shocked that this hard partying, semi-celeb was able to avoid all of the things that she seems to love most!  Of course Snooki will return to the clubs, drink in hand.  Let’s just hope that when she does there is a great baby sitter taking care of little “Enzo” because, well, we’ve all seen Snooki when she’s trashed and it’s not pretty. There are functioning drunks and then there’s this Jersey bimbette.

Will Snooki keep herself together long enough to actually care for her baby, or are we going to end up feeling sorry for her son and wishing that he had a better set of parents?  Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!

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