We all know David Miscavige is a suppressive psychopath, hell bent on taking over the world with his Scientology dogma. It is then, no surprise that David blew off Katie Holmes.
According to Marty Rathbun, the ex-Scientologist who is seen as a “heretic” by the Scientology community, David Miscavige saw to it that Katie received squirrel – a form of reverse Scientology. We have no idea what that little jargon of Scientology means, but perhaps the master mind of the cult could give you some more insight – L. Ron Hubbard says in one of his letters sent in April of 1995.
“Here is the guy who plans to “squirrel” and “grab Scientology.” Here is the boy. Or here is the girl. But here is also a thetan buried in the mud. And if you let this person go without attention, he or she will soon become ill or die — or worse will mess up or kill others. The person is the only real psycho. And if you let him drift he’ll soon wind up in the brain surgeon’s suppressive hands. So it’s nothing to overlook. People who have to solve their problems by shooting the rest of us down are what made life such a hell in this universe. You have your hands on the implanter, the warmonger, the wrecker.”
WHAT.THE.F**K? It sounds like an extract from Ulysses by James Joyce! How is anyone able to take this religion seriously? Katie was introduced to Scientology through the Golden Age of Tech 2 or GAT II and became one of its unwitting guinea pigs. She was being put through Miscavige’s “Quickie Grades”, almost like short courses in insanity. The GAT II was run as the pilot program for Miscavige’s Religious Technology Centre.
Marty says that Miscavige did Katie a favour and that the “Quickie Grades” resulted in Katie getting out of the marriage and the cult, sooner than first thought. She didn’t experience the same mind control methods which Miscavige implanted on her and her marriage to Tom Cruise.
Wait, what? Nothing about Scientology ever makes sense. We feel like we’re experiencing a bad case of dyslexia coupled with insanity. Thank you, David Miscavige, for not only trying to rule the world with your corrupted cult, but also for making us sit in the corner, shake and mumble “Derp. Bump. Derp” until we get a nervous breakdown and stroke unicorns.
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