Brad Pitt Spent Years ‘F*cking Off’ With Jennifer Aniston, Wanted To Be Inspired

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There is only one Brad Pitt, right? God, I love him with long hair. It harkens back to his Legends of the Fall/A River Runs Through It days. On the cover of Esquire magazine Brad Pitt looks like an older Tristan Ludlow and I’m all over it. Sorry. My ten-year-old self just had to come out. I’ll try to reign her back in to focus now.

Brad’s Esquire interview is making the rounds this week. It’s seemingly perfect timing since Angelina Jolie just revealed her breast cancer scare. The story is lovely because it gives us some behind the scenes moments in the Jolie-Pitt family and also delves into what Brad was going through when he infamously left then wife, Jennifer Aniston for Angelina close to ten years ago now.

Brad tells Esquire: “For a long time I thought I did too much damage – drug damage. I was a bit of a drifter. A guy who felt he grew up in something of a vacuum and wanted to see things, wanted to be inspired. I followed that other thing. I spent years fucking off. But then I got burnt out and felt that I was wasting my opportunity. It was a conscious change. This was about a decade ago. It was an epiphany – a decision not to squander my opportunities. It was a feeling of get up. Because otherwise, what’s the point?”

OK, so let’s go there. Let’s talking timing. I know. I know. Why does everything he say have to go back to Jennifer???! Oh, shut up. Because it just does. Like I said, this is a matter of timing.

It’s been widely alleged that Brad and Jennifer were great smoking buddies together so the drug comment just makes me laugh. I think Jen could have gone on in their relationship that way forever but obviously Brad was getting a little bored with the whole scene. He talks about an epiphany ten years ago – that he was wasting his opportunities. That was right at the end of his marriage to Jen. You add that lethargy with the thirst for inspiration and throw beautiful world crusader/adopter extraordinaire Angelina into the picture… Brad didn’t have a chance. He was ripe to be stolen inspired!

So if you’re Jennifer, do Brad’s comments offend you? It’s not like she didn’t know. It’s not like he probably hasn’t told her all this but it’s still got to hurt right? I know she’s seemingly happy and moved on with Justin Theroux but this couldn’t have been the best week for her. The woman you loathe is getting all this love and appreciation and now your ex-husband is basically saying he wasted time spiritually and artistically floundering with you. Even if the interview deserves a major eye roll it’s still got to be a kick in the crotch for Jennifer Aniston. Brad Pitt’s missing sensitivity chip is always the gift that keeps on giving to his ex-wife.

Photo Credit: Esquire magazine

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12 responses to “Brad Pitt Spent Years ‘F*cking Off’ With Jennifer Aniston, Wanted To Be Inspired”

  1. ewwkimsass says:

    i love him and angelina together. aniston is boring and was obviously not stimulating enough for him. i will always be a brad pitt fan, he is forever beautiful.

    • Jacquie G says:

      I’m with you. At what point do people just get over it already? Ten years and SIX CHILDREN!! That’s twice as long as with Jen. Although he & Angie don’t have cutsie matching hairstyles, so it must not really be love…

      • Rachael says:

        I’m quite sure Jen is long over it, but Angie sure in’t it..that’s why she won’t marry him. She knows what goes around comes around. Angie and Jen have the same job, don’t know how you can label one as boring and one not. Angie is just selfish and disguises it as charity work. If she really cared about children she would sit her butt home once in a while and build a home with her family. Her kids need stability, friends, and one school to go to. SHe treats her kids like pets. SHe just keeps collecting them once the new one bores her.




    • Jacquie G says:

      I would happily take you up on that suggestion! If you can procure me an address & Angie’s permission…I’ll hop on a plane to go fu€k him today!

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  4. Jacquie G says:

    Why does the whole damned world think “poor Jennifer” is even thinking about it in any concrete way? Yes, they’re all uber-famous, so she can’t help but hear their names or see their pictures, but c’mon … You’d think they’re the only divorced couple in the world where one of the spouses moved on with (questionably) record timing!
    I separated nearly 2 years ago. I’m not ready to date yet. Not ’cause I’m pining for my ex or broken, just ’cause I’m kinda enjoying the quiet & freedom. He’s on his 3rd girlfriend. I give him dating advice. I pass along groupon info for weekend getaways for him. We haven’t even gotten around to the official paperwork of divorce yet – we just sorted out our stuff & agreed about money…but we’ve moved on. We’re friends. We were crappy at being married & we wish each other well.
    I just laugh that everyone thinks Jen is so ill done to & that there is so much turmoil going on behind the scenes, when likely nothing is further from the truth.

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  6. Rachael says:

    That hair is horrible. Greasy, limp, and lifeless. You would think he would have at least washed it and gotten a decent hair cut if he was going to have his pic taken. He also looks like a hillbilly with all that scruffiness. SHAVE! It’s funny that he says all of his drug days were with Jen, b/c he looks like a total stoner and druggie now. Doesn’t look like he is taking care of himself at all now. I find nothing attractive about him now.

  7. Rachael says:

    Maybe someone should tell Jen to wear a vial of blood around her neck, do a bunch of hard drugs, start an eating disorder, have a dozen kids out of wedlock and schlep them all around the world, or steal another woman’s husband like Angie…that would make her so much more interesting. Please. If you want crazy, just ask!

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