Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Break Up Because He Can’t Get It Up!

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Break Up Because He Can’t Get It Up!

Poor Johnny Depp has just had the romantic rug pulled out from beneath him. It seems that the aging actor has been dropped like a hot potato by current bisexual love, Amber Heard. The twosome originally hooked up last June when Depp split from longtime love, Vanessa Paradis. He supposedly fell head over heels in love with Amber and the connection was strong enough to pull him away from the mother of his children. Depp fell for Amber while filming The Rum Diary and swiftly moved her into a 10 million dollar mansion in Tennessee.

Things were supposedly going great until recently. As Depp started talking about having a family Amber supposedly began to get tired of his bad moods. He’s also not in his prime anymore and add to that the fact that he smokes and drinks like a fish and well, things weren’t exactly as smokin’ hot as Amber would have liked.  She’s young and sex is extremely important to her and according to The Sun, it seems as though Amber has already redirected her interests.

The U.S. Based actress has been seen spending an enormous amount of time with Marie de Villepin, the daughter of ex-french premier Dominique. The two were introduced last October and have gotten really close as Amber’s relationship with Johnny has crumbled. They even spent part of the holidays vacationing together and it looks like Amber has traded in aging dead weight for a hot blonde model that is fully capable of keeping up with her- in all ways!

Do you think this is the end of Amber and Johnny, or is she just playing on the side to breathe some life back into a stale area of her life? Do you think this will prompt Johnny to slow down on his vices a bit? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!

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  • While Johnny was with her, he stopped drinking alcohol. He is always seen and reportedly drinking only non-alcoholics drinks.

    And about Amber, she is working in France, it’s not a “romantic trip” as the press is saying…i don’t know if she is with Marie or not, but if it’s true then it’s because SHE IS LESBIAN don’t blame Johnny! he was her exception, her weakness, her male soft spot maybe, but she can’t go against her nature!

    • Didy

      She is bisexual, she dated more men than women. Tasya was her exception until now. I think Amber is still with Johnny. Marie has been her friend for a long time. And we don’t even know if Marie is lesbian, she’s been dating only men.
      And Johnny was seen in France with Amber last week.

      • No Name

        Actually I heard (No Pun intended)Amber has always liked women more, she has had only one serious relationship with a man Valentino Lanus and that only lasted 9 months.The Crispin Glover rumors were proven to be false.

  • herbl_depp look soo angry.u need some tea or wain. Just breath.and write good things to let johnny give u some mony .hhhhhhh

  • tkg

    You are all so [expletive] brilliant with your made up stories. Gets your heads out of your asses cuz yeah you would know all the facts. Write something worth reading for a change.

  • ~i think that if he wants to keep her he’s going to have to take biagra & use dilldoes on her~ like johnny-take her to babeland in seattle & let her find a toy she likes then go up the street to broadway & 10th street to the sivercloud hotel n give her sum fun- the best way to enjoy the night as two great freinds;).i hope u two make amends & learn how to be freinds a gain~from an open minded sexual beast~ ur freind feathers~listen to 107.7the end~and their wacky sex theropy advice for some krazzy solutions to ur twisted sexual senarios;).~from ur sex crazzed maniac freind heather!~p.s. hope my advice helps u in ur sex together;).~p.s. if u cant settle ur differences keep ur heart open cuz love will find a way n ull both find true love out there with ur million obsessed people wanting to get to know you both ~ but be careful~use condums & make sure u make them take a hiv test~B4 u let them get witcha k wut evrs ment to B will B4sure!peace~

  • i love johnny depp 4 sure!~ & that hot sexy girl is as cute as peaches!~i hope they are kind tward each other~ i wish i could get with him or her;)