Kate Middleton Planned Baby Bump Photos Before Sneaking Off To Vacation?

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It’s all starting to make sense now. Kate Middleton’s baby bump made a lot of surprise appearances last week giving the world something to fawn and rejoice over. For a second there I thought she was just being truly magnanimous to her people – granting the little people a peek at her poncho. But now we know different. Kate Middleton was gearing up for another vacation and wanted to give the people something to remember her by… so they wouldn’t bash her for refusing to work and taking another vacation.

I feel like all I’ve been doing lately is ragging on my Kate and her less than impressive work ethic. But I’m only calling her out because I love her SO MUCH! Does Kate vacation more than most people? Yes. Does Kate work less than most people? Double yes. Point made. Case closed. Let’s move on.

I’m not saying she isn’t entitled to her babymoon or whatever the hell annoying people out there are calling this little jaunt to Mustique with her family and Prince William. They do it every year. I already called it. I might have been wrong on the date but I was close enough. We all knew it was coming. I’m just pointing out how media savvy the innocent and naive little princess is becoming. Do you honestly think it was just a coincidence that she got caught shopping out in public two times in one week before she snuck off for some beach time? She was basically playing the I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine game. Her PR people knew another vacation would hurt since the whole reason she’s not working right now is because she hasn’t felt up to it. So this getaway could seem a little hypocritical and indulgent, no?

And for the most part it worked. We’ll keep talking about that nonexistent baby bump for the next week which gives her just enough time to pump up her tan in Mustique. Kate Middleton may be new to the royal family but she’s had ten years in the spotlight. She’s not new to the game.

Do you think the Kate Middleton vacation is bad timing or does she deserve to go with her family?  I have a feeling we’ll see some charity appearances pretty soon after she returns as another peace offering.

Update: Us magazine reported that the palace just announced that Kate has scheduled her second post-pregnancy appearance for Feb. 19. She’ll visit Hope House, Action on Addiction. Sometimes I scare myself with how well I know my Kate!


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9 responses to “Kate Middleton Planned Baby Bump Photos Before Sneaking Off To Vacation?”

  1. […] after grittier charities. While Kate Middleton’s charities took a backseat during that long plane ride to Mustique, Camilla met with victims of rape and sexual abuse and distributed luxury toiletry items including […]

  2. […] Last summer we all gawked at naked pictures of future Queen of England Kate Middleton. The Duchess of Cambridge enjoyed a holiday with Prince William in the south of France, and was caught sunbathing nude and topless by a paparazzi with a very long lens camera. The royal outrage swept the most remote corners of the earth, and Queen Elizabeth set her ravenous lawyers on the various tabloids that published spreads. We thought Kate had learned her lesson and would be keeping to a one piece swim suit from now on, but she may get ballsy while vacationing on Mustique in the Caribbean. […]

  3. […] the press busy with all of his drunken antics in London they will be less likely to bust her for all her vacations. Kate Middleton must have been made aware that this is probably why royal families have spares to […]

  4. […] December’s announcement about Prince William and Kate Middleton’s royal pregnancy (still not really baby-bump official!), the world has been placing bets regarding baby names. Most agree that William will want to pay […]

  5. […] For now though, Kate Middleton’s spending is in the clear. I’m pretty sure daddy Charles still pays for all her things from his estate and that’s not under the microscope yet. So she can keep on tanning and shopping but that bump is going to have to come out to play a little bit more. Whenever there’s an investigation into the usefulness of the monarchy, expect a baby bump sighting. Babies solve everything! […]

  6. […] and unlimited wealth can’t be all that stressful, can it? But she and Wills went all out, renting a private villa next to Kate’s […]

  7. […] will have to cancel? Even if she doesn’t cancel, it’s a sure bet she and hubby Wilbur will be jetting off to the French Alps so Kate can get some much needed holiday time after visiting the unwashed […]

  8. […] be herself. But I’m not even sure who that is. Maybe this proper, size 0 is the real Kate. When she works she does the job well enough. She’s not necessarily exciting or fun but she is perfunctory. […]

  9. Katherine says:

    Lol. Well written!