Lindsey Vonn Cheating On Tiger Woods With Kris Humphries

Lindsey Vonn Cheating On Tiger Woods With Kris Humphries

Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods, for all of those who don’t know, just released a series of photo portraits announcing their relationship to the world, and then deigned to ask for privacy in the same message. Now, Star Magazine has dropped a shocker and is claiming that Lindsey is turning the tables on Tiger and is already cheating with Kris Humphries. That’s right, the same Kris Humphries that’s currently battling out it out in the courts with ex-wife Kim Kardashian.

Star claims that Tiger has another ‘epic’ cheating scandal, but this time it’s because of his partner cheating on him, and not him cheating on his partner. A source tells Star Magazine, “[Lindsey] has been hooking up with Kris for the last eight months, even after Tiger was in the picture.” The source adds that Kris is ‘heartbroken’ because he felt a ‘close connection with her’ and hoped things would become ‘more serious.’

Is that right? So Lindsey started, for lack of better word, hooking up with Kris Humphries before she met Tiger. Then, she realized she would get way more publicity with Tiger Woods so she decided to up her game and go with the bigger fish. In the end, she didn’t really want to stop her side hook-ups.

First of all, this seems unlikely. Even if Lindsey was cheating on Tiger, he probably doesn’t even care. For all intents and purposes, she’s there to clean up his image and show the world that he’s a good little boy in a steady relationship again, with no cheating scandals. If anything, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was put out by his team to gain sympathy for him.

However, the bigger likelihood is that whoever wrote this at Star decided to randomly pick three names out of a bowl, and it turned out to be Lindsey, Tiger, and Kris. Really though, I almost wish it was true because if there ever was three people that deserve each other, it would be these three.  Famewhore, serial cheater, famewhore.

2 responses to “Lindsey Vonn Cheating On Tiger Woods With Kris Humphries”

  1. shari says:

    What’s that famous saying, “what goes around comes around.”

  2. undergroundman14 says:

    White females really are whores. It’s the result of decades of feminist nonsense. Be a whore and you’ll be “coooool”.