Pretty Wicked Moms RECAP 7/2/13: Season 1 Episode 5

Pretty Wicked Moms RECAP 7/2/13: Season 1 Episode 5

Tonight on Lifetime PRETTY WICKED MOMS continues with a new episode called, “Moms Gone Wild in Miami.” On tonight’s show a psychic delivers some alarming news. Did you watch last week’s episode? We did and we recapped it for you, HERE.

On last week’s show it was trouble in paradise for Queen Bee Emily and her husband Pete when the unthinkable happens: their beloved nanny took a vacation. The dominoes continued to fall when Emily’s parents visit from out of town. Southern Belle Miranda decided to give her old career a second chance with humiliating results.

On tonight’s show what happens in Miami stays in Miami! While the Moms vacation in Miami, the husbands are on Mr. Mom duty back in Atlanta. All bets are off when the bikinis are on and the Moms decide to play a boozy and revealing game of Truth or Consequence. Meanwhile a psychic delivers some alarming news.

Tonight’s episode is going to be another drama packed one, which you won’t want to miss. So be sure to tune in for live coverage of Lifetime’s Pretty Wicked Moms Season 1 Episode 5 “Moms Gone Wild in Miami” — tonight at 10PM EST.

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So Marcis invited all the other moms to Miami for a little vaykay. (I don’t know the names hoping to learn as I go.) Miranda is packing more shoes than clothes. Emily is sitting in the floor going through stuff to,pack. Miranda is going to get spray tanned. Nicole B is getting one too. It starts raining right after they get done, literally pouring. The driver comes to pick Miranda up. And Emily too. Nicole B has to leave later because her husband is a irresponsible man child (her words).

They land in Miami and are acting goofy already and their only in the airport. (OMG they have a lot of luggage.) The other blonde with Emily is Nicole. Miranda’s husband text her to ask her if he puts liquid in to Ledgers sippy cup :D. They have been in the airport van forever. They pull up to a really swanky house. They are trying to decide which rooms they want (there are only three.)

Miranda has the most clueless husband ever.  Meanwhile the girls are having tons of fun. Marci got a psychic. So Emily and Nicole are up first. Emily is told that women are jealous of her. Nicole is told that men adore her.  Marcie is next. She tells her that her husband misses her. Miranda is next. She tells her that she may have a cyst and that’s why she can’t get pregnant.

Nicole B finally gets to Miami, while the other girls are unpacking. Emily and Nicole are getting on my nerves. Back in Atlanta Emily’s husband is teaching his daughter to drink healthy stuff instead of soda. The girls are sitting by the pool and drinking, talking about breast implants. Apparently two of them have fake ones. Ledger is being difficult for daddy.  Her husband sends her a pic. She freaks out when he isn’t wearing what she laid out for him. (I got nothing.)

They are playing a game called truth or consequences. If they lie they have to take a shot of vodka. So they start asking each other sex questions like when they lost their virginity, craziest place they have had sex. Meredith is stuck on the craziest place question (she must be the freaky one of the bunch…lol.) Nicole Bis getting super hammered she is talking about dancing with midgets, knocking her teeth out, wrestling people at company functions….and on and on and on.

The irresponsible man child took his daughter to work with him (that’s brill).

Night time in Miami they are still drinking and talking. Emily’s husband is having trouble getting his daughter to go to bed. She is so cute. He finally puts her in the bed with him because she keeps getting out of hers and running around. Back to the women. They are bad mouthing their husbands. Nicole B is so drunk she is slurring her words.  They finally decide to go to bed.

New day in Miami. The girls are getting on Marci’s dad’s boat. All the dads get together with the kids in Atlanta. The girls are having a blast on the boat. They get a bottle of champagne and start drinking. Nicole B is getting wasted again. The girls are taking pics of each other in sexy poses on the boat.  I think Nicole B was a stripper in a past life. Apparently Emily’s husband got beat down at the park. Marci and Miranda are having a pillow fight.  They finally start getting ready for a night out. Marci made reservations for them at a sushi bar where they have to eat sushi off a naked guy.  Miranda feels sick. Miranda runs to the bathroom to throw up while the rest of the girls are ordering food.

Emily and Nicole are laying in bed talking. Finally they decide to go to bed. So they can get up,for their flight. Marci goes home first and sees her daughter. Emily is up next. Want to know how her husband got a black eye and he tells Emily their daughter kicked him in the face. Miranda runs in the house and hugs her son. She tells her husband about the psychic telling her she was going to have another boy. Her husband ask her if she thinks she s pregnant.

The End.