Tiger Woods’ Life and Golf Game Destroyed – Offers Elin Nordegren $200 Million To Marry and Save Him

Tiger Woods' Life and Golf Game Destroyed - Offers Elin Nordegren $200 Million To Marry and Save Him

Remember when news broke of Tiger Woods’ affair—and then fifty other women came forward, rebranding Tiger as a serial cheater and total jerk? Well it wasn’t just sponsorship deals he lost in the scandal, he was dumped by wife and mother of his kids Elin Nordegren. Now that the air has cleared and the glam single life has turned into a pre-midlife crisis, Tiger is begging Elin to take him back, and is so desperate that he’s offered her a whopping $200 million in the prenup!

According to a source from National Enquirer, print edition January 28, 2013, Tiger “has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He’s dated lots of models and bimbos, but none of them were more than a one night stand.” It sounds like he has a case like Tom Cruise—life ain’t so exciting when you realize you’re set up to die alone and everyone hates you! “He’s 37 years old, and his golf game isn’t what it used to be, and Tiger is beginning to realize that Elin and their two children are what really matter to him most.” Seems like a thoughtful change of heart, but can Elin take back the cheater?

Yes! Elin is onboard, but “only if he was willing to ink in a $350 million anti-cheating clause in the wedding contract. That’s more than half of Tiger’s $600 million fortune, an amount which she feels is enough to keep him from straying and put her firmly in control of their relationship.”

Call me old fashioned, but isn’t marriage—or any type of committed relationship—supposed to be founded on naked trust, not multi-million dollar contracts that lock you in the game? “Tiger swore that he’d never cheat on her again,” the source explains, “but Elin told him that she didn’t believe him.” Then you probably shouldn’t get married huh? Am I crazy? The two must be made for each other, because Tiger is totally onboard with her weird prenup plans, and “didn’t even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he’s crazy, he’s ready to sign the prenup and set a wedding date.”

The source confirms that they’re officially back on, and Tiger even “stopped by Elin’s rental house . . . and they had sex for the first time since the split. It took them both by surprise, but they’ve continued to find alone time.” So there you have it! Once a cheater, always a cheater—unless you put $350 million on the line! Do you think Elin is crazy to trust Tiger again? Can he keep his pants on this time around?

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3 responses to “Tiger Woods’ Life and Golf Game Destroyed – Offers Elin Nordegren $200 Million To Marry and Save Him”

  1. Linda Cannon says:

    The money would prolly go to his kids anyway, in his will, so what’s the dif? He has more than he can spend anyway. Elin has nothing to lose-she will never give her heart to him again, tho. They’ll probably give it a trial run…

  2. carmenlight says:

    Tiger has always wanted elin back!!! If it were up to him they will be still together! Elin was the one who left after such a monumental betrayal. I always thought that Elin truly loved Tiger! Elin does not need the money so if she remarries Tiger it will be for the children and because she still loves him!!!

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