Lucy Aragon Slams Bachelor 18 Juan Pablo In Hilarious Song Titled “Ess Okay” – Complete Lyrics (VIDEO)

Lucy Aragon Slams Bachelor 18 Juan Pablo In Hilarious Song Titled "Ess Okay" - Complete Lyrics (VIDEO)

It looks like Sharleen Joynt was not the only singer living in the Bachelor 18 Mansion, Lucy Aragon can carry a tune too (sort of)! Lucy Aragon was eliminated early in Season 18 of The Bachelor, but no one can seem to forget her face, most likely because she was naked during every scene except the Rose Ceremonies. We knew Lucy was going to be a little different during the Season Premiere of The Bachelor, when she climbed out of the limo and was introduced as a “Free Spirit.”

Lucy Aragon appeared tonight on ABC on the special Bachelor Women Tell All episode. After slamming Juan Pablo and accusing him of “not taking the show seriously,” she took to Twitter and made a total mockery of him! Moments after the Women Tell All episode ended, Lucy tweeted a video of her, sans clothes of course, singing a hilarious song she wrote about Juan Pablo and strumming away on her banjo.
We may have underestimated Lucy though, she is quite the poet. Check out the lyrics to her song titled “Ess Okay.” (And try not to fall out of your chair laughing.)

“Juan Pablo, you kicked us off from your show

We’re doing so fine, we’re drinking red wine all night

Hey JP I got a song for you,

I hope you no it’s for fun no hard feelings, it’s true

You make bomb-ass breakfasts and you’re and awesome Dad

But you messed with my girls and you made me mad

You may be the first Bachelor Latino

But all of America thinks you’re totally mean-o!

Drew, Zak, and Robert you’re my boys and I love ya

You shoulda been The Bachelor cus we all wanna f—k ya

I’m not sad we went our separate ways

Night #1 it was Lauren, she was a crying mess

You kicked Kiley to the curb in her awful pink dress

You sent Christie home because she was way too pretty

Every man in America was like “damn that’s a pity”

You sent my ass home cause I was always nude

You ain’t ready for this jelly cause you’re kinda a prude

She danced better than you, so you sent home Kat

Cause she was showing you up, and you aren’t down with that

Renee and Cassandra were so special to you

But you forgot Trey’s name and now they think you’re a douche

You sent Kelly packin’ cause she had funny things to say

And you probably didn’t like it that her Papi was gay

You sent Chelsie packin’ cause she just wasn’t ready

Maybe the truth is she dumped you for Eddie The Teddy

You sent Victoria home, a stradler willing and able

And she could probably drink you under the table

Sharleen bailed on her own because she was too good for you

And the panda dodged a bullet cause the kissing was ewe

Ally, Danni, Lauren didn’t get a chance

And that’s a god damn shame because I’ve seen them with no pants

Andi’s a badass and what we thought all along

And no it’s not okay, the way you treated us was wrong

She left on her own and it’s all for the best

She probably didn’t wanna take a Florida bar test

Now you’re down to two and I wish you the best of luck

Cause they’re really pretty girls and you know he’s tryna f—k

I love you Clare and Nikki, won’t say anything bad

But one of you is about to be really freaking mad

Clare is so cute and a lot of fun in the water

But I think he prefers Nikki cause she met his daughter

The words in this song aren’t meant to sound bitter

But they’re funny as s—t, I think I’ll post them on Twitter