Teresa Giudice is falling from grace with terminal velocity. The Real Housewives of New Jersey star and her husband, Joe Giudice, have pleaded guilty to 41 counts of fraud and tax evasion. Teresa faces up to 27 months in prison, while Joe is looking at 46 months in the slammer and a possible one way deportation trip to Italy.
Bravo’s super successful Real Housewives series is struggling under the weight of Giudicegate. Teresa The Sudden Diva has caused irreparable damage to the network’s pride and glory. Her legal woes forced her to cut back on public and television appearances, but instead of being thankful for Bravo’s support and loyalty, Teresa Cleverlips decided to pull the Diva-Always card. The soon-to-be prison inmate is moaning and groaning and bitchin’ about everything.
Naughty Giudice! A prison sentence and unemployment?
Teresa was supposed to appear on a recent episode of Andy Cohen‘s Watch What Happens Live, but Bravo axed the interview at the last minute. Teresa’s cousins, RHONJ cast member Kathy Wakile and her sister, Rosie Pierri, appeared in her place.
At least Teresa has a best friend to hold her shackled hands when things get rough. Oh! We almost forgot! Your BFF Dina Manzo? She’s baking you a Strawberry Backstab cake that looks like Eric Roberts and tastes like Nick Nolte.
An exclusive source told CDL, “Dina is extremely happy about Teresa’s pending ‘departure’. This is the perfect opportunity for Dina to become an integral part of the show. She’s always been jealous of Teresa’s fame. It’s only a matter of time before Teresa realises that her best friend stabbed her in the back.”
Oh lawdy! It’s like a reality television show revolution! Decapitation, drama, deadbeats, drunkards and double door prison cells!
Let’s all say goodbye to our favourite salmon-lipped reality television ex-star. Orange is the new black, and Teresa is as orange as they come.
Image Credit: Instagram Teresa Giudice