American Horror Story: Hotel Recap 12/9/15: Season 5 Episode 9 “She Wants Revenge”

American Horror Story: Hotel Recap 12/9/15: Season 5 Episode 9 "She Wants Revenge"

Tonight on FX our favorite creepy drama American Horror Story: Hotel airs tonight with an all new Wednesday December 9, season 5 episode 9 called “She Wants Revenge,” and we have your weekly recap below. On tonight’s episode the Countess (Lady Gaga) is reunited with her one true love.

On the last episode John closed in on The Ten Commandments Killer. Sally’s arrangement with March was revealed. Did you watch the episode? If you missed it we have a full and detailed recap right here for you.

On tonight’s episode as per the FX synopsis, “The Countess is reunited with her one true love. Donovan and Ramona take another stab at revenge. A careless decision lands Alex in hot water.”

Tonight’s episode is going to be another spooky one and you won’t want to miss it. So be sure to tune in for our live coverage of FX’s American Horror Story: Hotel – tonight at 10PM EST! While you wait for our recap, hit the comments and let us know if you are excited about season 5 of American Horror Story: Hotel!

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Tonight’s episode of American Horror Story kicks off with the Countess and Will Drake planning their wedding at the hotel. Will Drake wants to go all out – but the Countess insists on a small and intimate service with the justice of the peace. She informs Drake that she will not be his show pony. The Countess stops by the front desk and orders Liz Taylor to order her flowers for the big day, Liz tells her to order her own damn flowers – Liz will not be forgiving her any time soon for murdering Tristan.

The Countess heads up to her room to watch the news, Alex serves her drinks. The story being covered is about an unsolved murder – a body was found with the blood drained out of it. The police don’t have any leads, but they are certain it is related to a string of recent crimes where victims blood was sucked out of them. The reporter says that the police are searching for a small group of children who they think witnessed the attacks. (Theyre actually the murders.)

The Countess receives a phone call from a detective, he says that they “found her boy.” She heads to the address, a run-down motel, Donovan answers the door. The Countess takes him back to the Cortez and they have sex all night. Donovan makes her promise that from now on – she will only love him, no one else. She agrees, but warns him that she is getting married on Wednesday. The Countess reassures Donovan that she will be a widow by Thursday – a very rich widow.

A man shows up at the front desk, he tells Iris that he has a reservation under his name “Stormcock.” He has a guys and a girl with him – apparently they are filming a porno in the Cortez. Iris isn’t a fan of unprofessional porn stars, she prefers the real deal – with scripts on movie sets, not something that was filmed on an I-Phone. Iris decides that pornos destroy lives, she heads upstairs to interrupt the movie and proceeds to slaughter Stormcock and his two actors.

Donovan surprised his mother at the hotel room and laughs about her killing spree. Iris warns him that the Countess knows that Ramona Royale was in town, and it is only a matter of time before she figures out they were in cohoots with her. Donovan tells his mother not to worry, he has everything under control – and The Countess thinks that they are back together, he is playing her.

Will Drake is getting ready for his big wedding day, while he is talking to his son – Mrs. Evers emerges. She tells Will Drake not to marry The Countess, she warns him that she will “suck him dry” after they are married and will kill him. Will Drake tells Mrs. Evers she is fired – she begins rambling that no one survived The Countess. Mrs. Evers warns him “he will know nothing but pain.”

Donovan shows up at Ramona Royale’s doorstep – she says that he is a “pussy” and is no good to him. Donovan says that he is in a position to take down The Countess, he wants to rid his life of her because he is sick of being addicted to her. He wants Ramona Royale to help him take her down. It has to be the night of her wedding, because The Countess will be distracted marrying Will Drake.

Will Drake asks Ramona how he can be sure that he can trust her – why did she wait 20 years to come back to kill The Countess. Ramona shares a tragic story, she was taking care of her father with alzheimers. She turned him and thought that it would save him, it just stopped the alzheimers from progressing. So, basically she had an adult vampire on her hands with the brain of a child. One day she came home from the store and her father had visitors – had murdered them. She knew that she couldn’t let her father keep living like that, so she gave him a Xanax and drown him. Then she came back to extract her revenge on The Countess.

Alex is sitting outside of an empty house – she watches a pizza deliver guy go inside and disappear. She heads inside and finds Max, the kid that she saved from the measles with her blood. He has all of his classmates with him, a squad of little kid vampires. The house is full of dead bodies – they killed all of their parents so that they could be free. Alex begs them to come back to Cortez so that she can help them, Max refuses – his friend Madeline is sick though and she doesn’t want to kill anymore. Max drags Madeline out of the house and takes his squad of vampires with him.

Donovan and Ramona head to the Cortez, just as Ramona is about to kill The Countess – Donovan turns on her and knocks her out with a stun gun. He drags Ramona down to the basement and locks her in a cage. Iris follows him and demands to know what the hell he is doing. Donovan reveals that he and The Countess are in love and they are capturing all of their enemies and locking them up for eternity. Ramona and Iris try to warn Donovan that The Countess is playing him, but he doesn’t want to hear it. Meanwhile, upstairs The Countess is definitely playing Donovan, she has Valentino hidden away in a room and vows to love him forever. She is already plotting to get rid of his wife Natacha so that they can finally be alone.

It’s time for Will and The Countess’s big day. The justice of peace is reading their vows and Liz Taylor is a witness. The justice asks if anyone objects, Liz says “yes” because The Countess is a bitch. They ignore her and finish their “I Do’s.” Once they are officially married, Will heads to the bar to get a drink and The Countess runs upstairs to get ready for her honeymoon. James March appears at the beer and introduces himself to Will Drake. He congratulates him on their marriage, and Will pours him a drink. March informs Will that he is the Countess’s babydaddy and takes him upstairs and introduces him to Bartholomew.

Obviously the introduction doesn’t go well – The Countess walks in and Will screams that there is no way her son is human and calls him a monster. The Countess knocks him over the head with a statue and drags him down to the room where Ramona is locked up. A few hours later Will wakes up, and he frees Ramona. Then he runs down the hallway and realizes that all of the doors have been cemented shut. The Countess put them in the same room where Valentino and Natacha were being held and resealed the walls. Ramona kills Will and begins feeding on him while Mrs. Evers gloats over his dying body.

THE END!