Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson might have reunited, but the cheating scandal’s after effects are far from over. You see, a cheating indiscretion lingers in your relationship like the smell of a baby’s nappy. According to insider sources, the only way for Stewart and Pattinson to get the spark back into their love life is by seeing a sex therapist. Hit us with a breast and call us a cheater!
An insider exclusively revealed to OK! Magazine, “She loves Rob and can’t live without him, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t any issues. They were having a major disconnect in the bedroom when she cheated on him and that hasn’t been fixed. If anything, it’s worse, because Rob is still so angry at her. He wants to be with her, but he hasn’t totally forgiven her, which is making it difficult for them to connect.” Wow, here we were, puffing away on our imaginations, thinking to ourselves, “Hey, what is the basis for any healthy relationship? It isn’t sex, is it?”
Stewart is once again up to her old tricks. She’s blatantly using the “sexual disconnect” in the bedroom as an excuse for her cheating. What’s going to be blamed next for their divide? Hey, perhaps they should blame Dr. Phil and the Teletubbies? Why don’t they throw in the death of Barry White for a buy-one-get-one-free deal? This home shopping network couple is suffering from only one very distinct issue – the lack of responsibility and maturity. Yes, Pattinson was badly burned by the bitch from West Hollywood, but taking her back merely accentuates his naivety and belief that “change does take place in people”.
Stewart will never, ever change. Twenty years from now, she will still suffer from fast food acting, a wandering eye and a general disbelief that she did anything wrong. Perhaps Pattinson should take a leap and change this nappy for good? Remember guys and dolls; never, ever, ever loop the poop in your life.
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