Jeez, talk about self-obsessed, no? Kim Kardashian is reportedly adding an entire room in her house dedicated to her butt, which just goes to show how narcissistic and vain she is. Forget adding another room for North West to go and play, or even a room that can double as a guest room/storage. Nope, she’d rather have a room dedicated to sculpting her butt into the right proportions, filled with butt-toning gym equipment.
Sources tell Grazia [via In Touch Weekly], “The room will have butt-toning gym equipment, including the ProForm Booty Firm, the Yukon Fitness Butt and Thigh Shaper, the Suzanne Somers Buttmaster and a range of butt-toning and resistance bands. There’s also a dedicated cellulite-busting area with a laser machine, and a ‘bum spa,’ which will be a pampering and treatment area for her bottom.”
Of course, Kim is way too lazy to utilize all that on her own, so she’ll also be bringing in a trainer to help her out with the training. This poor trainer will reportedly be a ‘butt expert’, which just makes me feel that much sorrier for them. They have no idea what they signed on for when they agreed to train Kim. No doubt Kim is obsessed with the appearance of her butt, considering that it’s one of the three reasons that she’s still famous. But using this much effort to get her butt into the right shape seems like going overboard, especially since the whole world already knows it’s fake.
Oh, who am I kidding? It’s Kim Kardashian we’re talking about. In fact, I’m surprised she hasn’t turned the whole house into a self-worship temple, complete with pictures of herself draped all over the walls.
What do you guys think of Kim’s plans for a ‘butt room’? Is it silly and ridiculous, or does it make sense to you? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.