Busted: Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Photo Fake

Busted: Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Photo Fake

Jessica Simpson should rather stick to eating Chicken of the Sea, because it seems that the blonde haired boob has been lying about losing weight. The latest issue of Life & Style shows Jessica Simpson parading like a drooling lunatic while being all Version 2.5. The image used in Life & Style is an image of her years prior to her pregnancy that has been doctored and Photoshopped.

What does this mean to the perfectly stable image of Jessica Simpson? Firstly, Jessica is quite simply lying. We believe she has been stuffing her face with crab sticks and cat souls and has not lost the weight she claims to have lost. Secondly, this clearly proves that Jessica is a fraud and should be lambasted by all. Lastly, Jessica has become a mythical figure, with more lies in her belt than the entire Casey Anthony trial put together. We’re harsh on her, yes, but the world needs to know about her weight loss lies.

If only Jessica were intelligent enough to know that entertainment sites, such as our very own Celeb Dirty Laundry, never leave a gossip stone unturned and whether the story is a complete lie, a piece of the truth or nothing but the truth, a gorged moose needs to be brought to justice in the moose court. We’re bringing down the gavel and sentencing this lying famewhore to life, without the possibility of food.

TMZ also reported today that Jessica Simpson has indeed been lying, with images clearly showing the abhorrent fabrication of her recent revelations. These quite clearly prove that this lying lunatic hasn’t lost all of that weight and still waddles around like a Biggest Loser contestant. Is it possible that one single woman could be such a fraud? What else does she lie about in life? Perhaps she doesn’t even sing, like her lip syncing sister Ashlee Simpson? Perhaps, Jessica Simpson isn’t really alive? (Gasp!) How did this cray-cray freak manage to survive for so many years?  We’re surprised she hasn’t been found eating a tin can and dying from perfume inhalation.

In another life, Jessica Simpson might have fooled us, but in this one, we can all clearly see that this big breasted faux singer has not been able to shed off the pounds and revive her career as the spokeswoman for a smattering of overweight people. She should stick to eating – obviously she does that the best.

Let us know in the comments below if you think Jessica is the Biggest Loser Liar.

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15 responses to “Busted: Jessica Simpson Weight Loss Photo Fake”

  1. Sheila says:

    Life and Style is lying. Not Jessica. Get a grip.

  2. Steph says:

    Wow, the person who wrote this article (if you can even call it an ‘article’) should be ashamed of themselves. You admit to being harsh on Jessica, well you were a LOT more than harsh. You’re the fraud, sitting behind your little monitor writing all this crap about other people. I’m sure you are absolute perfection! *rolls eyes*

  3. tiff2cute says:

    I’m offended for her… How rude! Losing weight can be a hard battle to fight for new mommies! Back off a**holes!!

    • Mary says:

      Maybe if frumpy Jessica Simpson didn’t indulge in mac and cheese during her pregnancy she would merit some sympathy. Anyone who poses naked pregnant on a magazine cover is subject to criticism.

  4. JustJenna says:

    I saw Jessica doing a sound check in Cancun, back in 2004. She was most definitely singing. Back off asshats.

  5. Jennifer says:

    You sound like a [expletive] harpy. Don’t you have anything better to do?

  6. […] question the validity of that report.  Celeb Dirty Laundry broke the story that Life & Style used an old photo-shopped image of Jessica in their weight-loss cover story on September 5th. A lot of people are expecting her to fail. I’m not one of them. I don’t know […]

  7. […] broke the story right here at Celeb Dirty Laundry that Jessica’s Life& Style photos implying great weight loss and a return to her prior sexy physique were FAKE.  Jessica and her people are desperate to make everyone think she has slimmed down but the reality […]

  8. Jessica Cain says:

    It’s not easy losing weight after having a kid, especially when you are breast feeding (she is!)…no diet pills, no cutting calories! You are a [expletive]…karma’s a bitch.

  9. […] story that showed an old picture of Jessica photo shopped to look like it was recent! The magazine changed a black dress to purple and called it her new body! That added fuel to gossip that Jessica was no where near close to her goal, and that Weight […]

  10. […] this woman remember what it was like being ridiculed for her weight gain and loss over the years? I’m sure she doesn’t want anyone making fun of her daughter but she […]

  11. Jane says:

    I totally agree here with this article. They work so overtime on promoting her and her endeavors. We know its hard to lose weight and don’t expect it, but so then don’t lie and embellish it for the public so you can tout Weight Watchers and make 4 mil.. its insulting to the rest of us.

  12. Ashley says:

    Of course horse faced Jessica Simpson is a liar. The Weight Watchers commercial was shot from the neck up where her big old head was prominent. Jessica Simpson has morphed into her father Joe, in the shape and size of her face and the fact that she is getting huskier. Her sister Ashley got all the looks.

  13. Ned says:

    Absolutely, Jessica Simpson was fat before and she is fat now. She looks more like a fat man now.