Drunken Mess Kris Jenner Twitters Boobs To The World Then Blames Hacker!

Drunken Mess Kris Jenner Exposes Her Boobs To The World

Kris Jenner is like that person in your family who sings along to Heart while weeping on a bottle of empty vodka. The woman who spawned the Kardashians, with a variety of men, was recently out partying with daughter Khloe Kardashian and Nicole Richie and ended up showing us more than just her mega watt smile and wrinkles.

The 56-year old fame whore caring mother was throwing back Margaritas and donned a sombrero. She tweeted the picture with the caption “Twitter or Titter” and posted a photo of her breasts popping like a male Olympic weight lifter. So.friggin.tacky!

Khloe responded to her mother’s fun by tweeting, “And that’s with a reduction! Damn shawty! Is it wrong to take advantage of your drunk (sic) mother?” Yes, Khloe, certain tribes in Africa will use your breasts as fake money in a game of “Rural Monopoly” if you take advantage of a drunken mother.

Kris claimed on Saturday that her Twitter account was hacked, to which Khloe replied, “How are you hacked when you are posing for your own pictures? LOL drunkie. (sic)” Oh dear god of hedonism, why do we have to be exposed to this family so much? Why do we have to be exposed to the drunken shenanigans of Kris Jenner? She’s long past her prime…

They have a saying in hell, “You can lead the Kardashian to water, but it will always be as tacky as a traveling trailer park.”

Well, Kris, now that you have once again proven to the world that you’re the greatest mother figure on the planet, what are you planning to do next? Will you attempt to set an example for homeless kids and give them real fur to wear on those cold, lonely nights?

Sigh, bitches be cray-cray.

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