The current issue of GLOBE has the cover story ‘Obama Orders: Destroy Trump!’ Can you imagine – with all that is going wrong within the USA and with all of the global issues that President Obama has on his very full plate GLOBE tells us that Obama’s concern is to destroy Donald Trump. And why, you ask, does Obama want to destroy the man with the fake hair?
Is it that Obama doesn’t like what he saw on Celebrity Apprentice this season? Did he think that disgusting racist Lisa Lampanelli should have been fired earlier on in the series? Was he pissed off that Arsenio Hall beat out Clay Aiken although Clay clearly deserved to win? Is it that the Prez is against the big-game hunting that Donald’s entitled obnoxious sons insist on doing? Nope – none of the above!
Apparently what is ticking off Barack is that Donald is on a campaign to question Obama’s birthplace… again. What can we say – I mean Obama is already President – at this point the question of his birthplace seems to have been addressed to the satisfaction of most. Apparently Donald still cares very much about this issue and says ‘I won’t back down.’ Well, we’ll have to read the GLOBE print edition to learn the details.
GLOBE also promises to reveal the shocking secrets of one Elvis Presley’s secret lovers. GLOBE promises to expose the whole sordid truth that is making Priscilla and Lisa Marie furious. I just can’t wait to learn the inside story on this one. Elvis was the best – nobody could sing like him and nobody has come close since. Today’s music stars are a bad joke next to the King. But Elvis definitely had one messed up personal life!
And GLOBE also promises to expose some super-nasty goings on in the British Royal Family. Kate Middleton is at war with creepy Camilla Parker Bowles – Prince William’s evil step-mother. And we learn that Queen Elizabeth had a collapse, which until GLOBE stepped in, was kept secret! What about this – Prince Charles is apparently stabbing his own son, Prince William, in the back! Could the father-son royal team be fighting over who will sit on throne next? You know GLOBE will find out first!
Once again GLOBE destroys the competition with their on-the-spot investigative reporting. When I want to know the score on stories that others are afraid to touch and can’t properly explore I go GLOBE!
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