Jessica Simpson’s Amazing 20 lbs Weight Loss (Photo)

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OK! magazine pastes Jessica Simpson on its cover this week and its spilling the juicy details on the famous mama’s post-baby weight loss. The Fashion Star host has worked off 20 pounds already so she’s already a quarter of the way down to her goal weight (or a third of the way depending on who’s being generous that day). Jessica signed a $4 million deal with weight loss giant, Weight Watchers, and the point system must be paying off. The magazine also reveals Jessica is using three-week-old Maxwell Drew in her workouts (perhaps she lays Maxi on her belly while she does crunches?) and claims her tips and tricks to sweating off the pounds are easy to follow. Of course her tricks are easy. It’s Jessica Simpson! She wore mom jeans before she was a mom! She’s all about the comfort.

I’m not too sold on the pic though, are you? That’s obviously a very old picture OK! is using and it wouldn’t be the first time the magazine has used Jessica’s yo-yoing weight as a way to sell magazines. Regardless, I’m all over it and can’t wait to rip it open and see what’s she’s doing besides breastfeeding to get back in shape. Just wait, you know the breastfeeding article is coming and it’ll be graphic as all hell!

OK! also tells us that Kourtney Kardashian threw Scott Disick out of the house again. How many times is that this month? Three? He gets thrown out of his house more than Lindsay Lohan gets thrown out of Hollywood parties. Maybe this is the last time and Kourtney will finally realize she’s better off without him? I doubt it. Those two can’t quit each other and they have another baby on the way. I think Scott’s around for awhile which is great for Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ ratings but bad for Kourtney’s sanity. I’m sure Kris Jenner thinks the ratings are more important!

But in truly amazing news, Jennifer Lopez has finally kicked boy toy and social climbing extraordinaire, Casper Smart, to the unemployment line. The magazine says they’re over which probably has Jennifer’s business managers and friends weeping for joy.  So will she stay with American Idol now and rake in another $15 million for essentially wearing pretty clothes and sitting behind a desk? We’ll have to wait and see….

And I’ve never wanted to move to Beverly Hills so much in my life. Her Royal Hotness, Pippa Middleton, is moving to the city where famewhores ARE royalty! Rumors have been swirling for awhile now that Kate Middleton’s little sister was moving to the states so she could get away from the British tabloids and work on her Annie Oakley, gun-loving image. Oh, and she has a book coming out and probably knows the American market is where she can really capitalize. I thought she was going to New York for the fall but Beverly Hills sounds so much better from a gossipy point of view. Imagine the premiers and Hollywood parties she’ll get papped at looking a hot mess! Maybe she’ll stay out of trouble… maybe.

OK! magazine had me at the Jessica Simpson weight loss story but there’s enough smutty goodness here to satisfy me for awhile. Will you be checking it out?

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