The first part of the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Takes New York starts tonight. The season finale is two parts and it leads up to the big divorce. Stay tuned as we live blog the show with all the up-to-the-minute drama! On last week’s episode Kim admits to her mother Kris that she rushed into the marriage. If you missed last week’s episode you can read our official recap here!
On this week’s Kim and Kourtney Take New York, Kim visits a medium John Edwards to connect with her late father, Robert Kardashian. In the preview video Kim admits that she is having such a hard time with her relationship with Kris. She turns the crocodile tears on and says she got into the marriage, ‘way to fast, and she does not want to be married anymore.’ hmm who made her get married?? Oh yes, greed!
This marriage was so over, before it ever began – it’s so obvious they both were never really attracted to each other. You know a relationship is over when your significant other asks“Do your boobs need to be that out?” when you are both all alone! Well, that is exactly what Kris Humphries says to Kim Kardashian in the next episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York.
They are editing this show to make Kris look bad, but it is back firing by showing the viewers exactly what who Kim really is. I am simply left with one question, was the marriage ever consummated?…..
We will be live blogging the show with all the up-to-the-minute details at 10PM EST so make sure to come back to this spot and watch the show with us.
RECAP: Kourtney and Kim are taking a walk down the streets of New York and they pass the Palazzo Hotel, it bring backs memories of their father on the anniversary of his death. Kim tells Kourtney that she wants to see psychic John Edwards to try and connect with her dad but Kourtney is against it.
Kris is speaking to his sister on the phone and she tells him that she is coming for a visit, he looks over at Kim whose cleavage is popping out and asks her if “they need to be that out”. Kim tells Kris that she may not have time to spend with his sister and he tells her to take the 10 minutes that she spends with him a week and give it to his sister. Kris gets up, pats Kim on the head (like a dog) and she tries to pull away, obviously repulsed by his touching her.
Scott and Kourtney take a walk to the park to spend time together – they get their portraits done by a street artist and Kourtney doesn’t want it to be put on the wall, she hates framed pictures.
Kim calls her publicist Jill and tells her that she would love if she could hook her up with John Edwards since he is a client of hers.
Kris is waiting for his sister to arrive and Kim tries to escape to bed, but too late, she arrives. Kris gives his sister a tour and Kim plops herself in bed and pretty much ignores the two of them who are also in the bedroom.
Kris is out with his sister and they head over to the Empire State Building for some sight seeing. Meanwhile, Scott has talked Kourtney into visiting an artist to get a painting portrait done since she thinks photographs are cheesy. When Scott leaves the room, Kourtney tells the artist to give Scott a unibrow or something to make it funny.
Kim gets a call from Kris’s sister Kaela, she wants to hook up with her but Kim keeps herself busy to avoid them. Kim gets a call from John Edwards who can spend time with her Friday and Kim is excited that she will get an opportunity to connect with her dad again.
Kris and his sister sister down over drinks and dinner, he hits on the waitress and his sister is visibly uncomfortable. Kaela then asks Kris if Kim is mad at her and says no, she is just really busy.
Kourtney and Scott are back from the portrait sitting and Kim tells them that John Edwards has agreed to meet her, Kourtney conveys again that she just doesn’t think it’s a real good idea, Kim comes back with it’s her decision and they need to respect that.
Later, in bed, Kourtney is munching on potato chips and Scott on sweets, “just like old times” says Scott. They next morning Kaela approaches Scott and tells him that she still hasn’t had time to spend with Kim because her schedule is so busy. Scott is surprised that Kris didn’t give Kim more notice, so she could have planned to spend time with his sister. Kaela sends Kim a text saying that she feels really bad that she is having a busy week and maybe they can spend some time together next time. Kris tells Kim that she could have at least taken the time to spend at least a little bit with his sister and she agrees.
The portrait has arrived, Scott is calling on everyone to be there for the unveiling. Scott is shocked and upset that he has a unibrow, Kourtney is laughing and Scott loses it. He is shocked that Kourtney would mock him in front of people they didn’t even know and he is mad that she made fun of something that he was really serious about – he walks out and slams the door.
Kris tells Kourtney to go and apologize, she takes his advice and tells Scott that he can hang it any room in the house except the living room and their bedrooms.
Kourtney plans a photo shoot with Scott on the rooftop, Kim will be taking the photos. Kim tries to talk to Kris about John Edwards and he flips out on her, he totally shuts down and leaves the house. Kim is shocked that Kris gives advice to Kourtney and Scott about their relationship but doesn’t want to work on his.
Scott throws Kourtney into the bed and asks her if there is any way she could be pregnant and she tells him no – then the two get playful together.
The next day, Kourtney goes to see Kim and asks her if she is still going ahead with seeing John Edwards and she says yes, also, it will be on the anniversary of their father’s death. John Edwards arrives, Kourtney is anxious and Kim is excited.
Edwards connects with their father by giving them various details about his life. There are definitely things that he reveals that nobody else knows besides Kim and Kourtney. Edwards has a question for the sisters, he asks if either of them is pregnant. Kourtney tells him that someone else this week thought she was pregnant and Edwards tells her he feels that it is going to be twins.
John Edwards leaves and Kim tells Kourtney that she doesn’t want to be married any more, she got into this way too fast – huh, where did that come from?