New Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Release Expected: Children Mortified And Embarrassed

New Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Release Expected: Children Mortified And Embarrassed

I normally try to report with first hand experiences, but nothing would induce me to witness something as morally and intellectually repulsive as Hulk Hogan naked, let alone having sex. But, for those of you on the other side of the fence, pop the champagne and get comfy, because we’re hearing that another Hulk Hogan sex tape is on its way! At this rate, a collector’s box set will be available in time for Christmas/ Hanukkah.

A source reports that Hulk has told his children, Brooke Hogan and Nick Hogan, and ex-wife Linda Hogan, to be on “red alert”, because “this isn’t the only time he’s possibly engaged in a sexual act on camera.” Hulk, 59, is either in the throngs of a mid life crisis that forces him to video tape everything, or his mid life crisis is about to start, and this is only the beginning!

The source explained, “The family is absolutely mortified their name has been sullied in such a tacky way. They never imagined that Hulk could drag them into such an embarrassing situation. Hulk’s admission has left the family praying that their reputation isn’t further muddied—last week was a week to forget for the Hogans, including Linda’s DUI arrest. But only time will tell if another sex tape finds its way on the internet. The family is certainly bracing for the worst.”

A teaser clip that was published on Gawker has led faithful viewers to believe the woman is Heather Clem, who was married to Hulk’s BFF DJ Bubba The Love Sponge. Sleuthers  say that DJ Bubba (AKA Todd Alan Clem’s) voice can be heard on the tape. So why now? Heather is mortified that the tape may be leaked, and both parties are wondering who has the motive for revenge. I’m sure legal action will follow, but for now it’s like a real life murder mystery—only replace murder with a naked Hulk, and replace mystery with sex tape. Who dun it??

Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

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