Rihanna is a disgusting racist and Ashton Kutcher is a total douchebag – they are meant for each other. Kittykats, who was seen creeping at 12:00 am the other night, no one other than our gal Rihanna. This story was leaked out by a source; all of this is allegedly because none of it has been confirmed yet, (as if that is really going to happen I see big denials coming from their PR people). It seems our Ms. RiRi was caught creeping into Ashton Kutcher’s place at 12:00 am.
Everybody is talking and we are trying to scrabble and find out a little more. Who even knew that these 2 knew each other. Well she crept in at 12:00 am and crept out at 4:00 am-ish. Now this could all be innocent but why would you go see someone at that odd hour, (sounds like a booty call to me).
Now if all of this is true do you get what I’ve been saying about Ms. RiRi all along, that she is a little (Uhm..) different, to put it very politely. Chickadoodles you didn’t get that for yourselves when you saw the pictures of her over the X-Mas holidays smoking a big marijuana cigarette in Hawaii. Uhmmm…. (Stop playing with me, you knew).
Then there is this whole childish/racist thing she’s got going on with Chris Brown’s girlfriend Tran. Do you know she sent a Tweet to her of a picture of a rice cake with a face on it with hoop earrings, (unbelievable, who behaves like that?). Rihanna and Tran have gotten themselves into a tweeting war. Chris Brown just man up and do something because this is getting more ridiculous every day.
Now Mr. Kutcher you’re not off the hook at all. I know your people are going to say, “Oh you know people talk that’s not true”. Look where there is smoke there usually is a fire and personally right now the impression you (Mr. Kutcher) are giving up right now is, “ I just don’t care I’m doing me”.
And what about Ms. Lorene Scafaria? Aren’t you guys supposed to be hot and heavy with each other? I can’t even pretend to feel sorry for her because that is exactly what you get when you fool around with a married man, so let her handle that.
Now Ashton this is your time to be laying low and keeping it quiet, (sigh), I guess that would be asking too much. I mean you are 10 years older than RiRi shouldn’t the older person know better. Ok kats I’m signing out let’s see what happens.
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