Report Card: The Best and Worst Celebrity Moms – Who Failed?

Report Card: The Best and Worst Celebrity Moms

The Best and Worst Celebrity Mom’s make the cover of this week’s edition of Star Magazine and you have to pity some of these poor little rich kids. While good old kind-hearted Sandra Bullock earns an A+ for motherhood we have Christina Aguilera the bitch coming in with an overly generous D+.  We got a taste of just how cruel and self-centered Christina is by watching her on ‘The Voice‘ this past season.  Not only did she get called a ‘total bitch’ by The Wanted but she even managed to hate on cute little Justin Bieber.

One can’t forget Christina’s nasty battle with Adam Levine and his protoge Tony Lucca because she didn’t approve of their song choice.  Like it was her freaking business anyway.  She thought  Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” was disrespectful towards women…  as if Christina is a paragon of respectful behavior!  I truly can’t imagine Christina as a mother at all – she is hard, selfish, nasty, and mean.

We also have toyboy buying Jennifer Lopez coming in with a C- and no doubt she deserves no more than that, maybe less. Jennifer is so wrapped up in herself and her man-child Casper Smart that she has little time for her twins – as the cover implies, they would probably rather just be with their nannies.  J.Lo. is all about J.Lo.  Children need love and lots of attention from their parents – good luck getting that from Jennifer and their father, the other genius, Marc Anthony.

Angelina Jolie also gets slapped with a C- but Star is basing her mark on the junk food diet on which she feeds her brood.  Nonsense – we think Angelina is a devoted mother who takes great care of her kids and provides them with a real family life along with Brad Pitt.  So what if they eat like other Americans?  Not every mom has to be self-righteous insufferable idiot like Gywneth Paltrow with her all natural organic GOOP bullshit.

Get your hard copy of Star and read all the details – we will.

 

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